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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764303 times)

Kadzar

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8295 on: September 09, 2014, 01:27:28 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on September 09, 2014, 10:40:59 am
And this is how we wound up with orbital ion cannon-resistant arachnids.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8296 on: September 09, 2014, 01:50:49 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on September 09, 2014, 08:41:32 am
Yea, bug and my nudey parts don't mix.  Like, at all.  Ever.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8297 on: September 09, 2014, 05:03:23 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on September 09, 2014, 04:18:28 pm
Just fed a dog a $100 note so that he could buy his own food, while Dutchling asked me if that was legal in Australia. 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8298 on: September 09, 2014, 08:00:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8299 on: September 09, 2014, 08:38:47 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8300 on: September 09, 2014, 09:08:39 pm »
Quote from: Objective on September 09, 2014, 08:33:07 pm
I decided 'fuck that' and became the only child by killing my sister.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8301 on: September 09, 2014, 11:47:13 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on September 09, 2014, 10:06:26 pm
No, what's silly is the constant, meaningless fighting we all engage in.  Dance is the only means of freeing ourselves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8302 on: September 10, 2014, 04:58:29 pm »
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8303 on: September 10, 2014, 05:43:21 pm »
Quote from: Owlga on September 10, 2014, 05:02:54 pm
Forgetting to give inner thighs extra moistening before going out. Not even once.

Though honestly, it made about as much sense in context (no offence Owlga ;))
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8304 on: September 11, 2014, 12:35:19 pm »
Quote from: timferius on September 11, 2014, 11:18:44 am
So, you're officially trapped in a musical.
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8305 on: September 11, 2014, 10:42:28 pm »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on September 11, 2014, 10:39:37 pm
Furtuka has the biggest e-peen I've ever seen.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8306 on: September 11, 2014, 10:45:30 pm »
Employee of the month right there
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« Reply #8307 on: September 12, 2014, 12:09:56 am »
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Dick Johnson says, "SHIT, BLEW MY ARMS OFF, NEED SURGERY!"
Shitty Kanagawa says, "You SEEM okay."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8308 on: September 12, 2014, 10:13:29 am »
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Air strikes [against ISIS] is/are like casual sex

I was like 'wat?' when I saw CNN show that quote. I don't know what the full text is of what he said, but out of context that is... yeah...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8309 on: September 12, 2014, 02:38:54 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 12, 2014, 02:36:45 pm
Eat-ville sounds like a great place to be. Until you're full. Then it turns into a horror movie.
Quote from: Descan on September 12, 2014, 06:41:07 pm
Suck My Balls
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