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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763646 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #825 on: February 02, 2011, 01:37:29 am »

Let's take a step away from IRC and get back to what we do best: turning harmless forum posts into euphemisms.

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« Reply #826 on: February 02, 2011, 01:39:39 am »

... I was not expecting that post to be the one that made it in here >_>

Thanks, though, I think?
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« Reply #827 on: February 02, 2011, 01:41:17 am »

And to think that moments after posting that, I stumble across this. The shock of it all.

it spewed a milky substance all over my hand--thin, a bit grayish, and not at all sticky.  Maybe a teaspoon of it.

C'mon now Vector, let's keep it PG :V

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« Reply #828 on: February 02, 2011, 01:56:06 am »

First one puts me in the mind of a snow-fox fur scarf but the second one is filthy.

Maybe if you hadn't used the word 'spewed'.
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« Reply #829 on: February 02, 2011, 08:31:10 am »

it gets a little wanky at times when something leaves a dangling reference and goes nuts.
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« Reply #831 on: February 02, 2011, 05:18:45 pm »

Amazing how nothing with the assface came up here.
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« Reply #832 on: February 02, 2011, 06:40:06 pm »

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« Reply #833 on: February 02, 2011, 07:18:13 pm »

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« Reply #834 on: February 02, 2011, 09:53:25 pm »

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« Reply #835 on: February 07, 2011, 02:54:38 am »

The Pope has no unit, as far as I can tell.
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« Reply #836 on: February 07, 2011, 06:05:09 am »

I literally cannot think of a response that doesn't include "Christ" at any point and somehow that makes it worse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #837 on: February 07, 2011, 09:19:08 pm »

If FFT taught me anything, it's that faith is unitless.

And faithless mages are bad.

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« Reply #838 on: February 08, 2011, 10:27:05 am »

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« Reply #839 on: February 08, 2011, 11:45:25 pm »

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