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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #825 on: February 02, 2011, 01:37:29 am »
Let's take a step away from IRC and get back to what we do best: turning harmless forum posts into euphemisms.

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« Reply #826 on: February 02, 2011, 01:39:39 am »
... I was not expecting that post to be the one that made it in here >_>

Thanks, though, I think?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #827 on: February 02, 2011, 01:41:17 am »
And to think that moments after posting that, I stumble across this. The shock of it all.

Quote from: Vector on February 01, 2011, 11:31:04 pm
it spewed a milky substance all over my hand--thin, a bit grayish, and not at all sticky.  Maybe a teaspoon of it.

C'mon now Vector, let's keep it PG :V
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« Reply #828 on: February 02, 2011, 01:56:06 am »
First one puts me in the mind of a snow-fox fur scarf but the second one is filthy.

Maybe if you hadn't used the word 'spewed'.
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« Reply #829 on: February 02, 2011, 08:31:10 am »
Quote from: unormal on February 01, 2011, 01:36:28 am
it gets a little wanky at times when something leaves a dangling reference and goes nuts.
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« Reply #830 on: February 02, 2011, 05:14:01 pm »
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« Reply #831 on: February 02, 2011, 05:18:45 pm »
Amazing how nothing with the assface came up here.
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« Reply #832 on: February 02, 2011, 06:40:06 pm »
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Spoilers for a reason. A day of unmoderated chat on the DF chat on Steam.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #833 on: February 02, 2011, 07:18:13 pm »
Quote from: JordanBBad on February 02, 2011, 06:59:37 pm
You know what makes me happy? This goddamn thing. I love just screwing around with the knobs.
I have an eye for innuendos.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #834 on: February 02, 2011, 09:53:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #835 on: February 07, 2011, 02:54:38 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on February 06, 2011, 05:16:55 am
The Pope has no unit, as far as I can tell.
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« Reply #836 on: February 07, 2011, 06:05:09 am »
I literally cannot think of a response that doesn't include "Christ" at any point and somehow that makes it worse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #837 on: February 07, 2011, 09:19:08 pm »
If FFT taught me anything, it's that faith is unitless.

And faithless mages are bad.

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...it was just Ian Malcolm having like, weird visions while shot up on morphine. It makes all kinds of sense now because that's why he went to the island. He wanted to get hooked up with that amphibian DNA and be turned into a woman.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #838 on: February 08, 2011, 10:27:05 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #839 on: February 08, 2011, 11:45:25 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on January 31, 2011, 09:09:11 pm
I walked into school and saw pirates, but not ninjas. I was disappointed. Then I realized what happened. I thought to myself; good job ninjas...
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