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[scrdest]

Have you heard of that wondrous fleshy extension of your body called a penis?

[Spehss _]

Why does what seems to be the main character wear blush on her boobs?

they're embarrassed because you're staring at them

[TamerVirus]

We can be condom fish buddies.

[scrdest]

Putin's army is not Russian. It is full of Soviet zombies.

[Iceblaster]

[Yoink]

Friends are made of people.

[Spehss _]

I....I'm pretty sure that's not how childbirth is supposed to work.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

That's true, if he's a really nice guy, it'll be voluntary leg breaking.

Well sure. I don't see how that precludes breaking one or two little limbs, though. Gotta' keep up appearances and whatnot. Make sure the grand kids have a few good stories of when grandparent X twisted parent Y into a pretzel. Or when parent Y managed to escape by jumping out the second story window, stuff like that.

[Furtuka]

[23:29]   GlyphGryph   Even in ancient greece
[23:29]   GlyphGryph   You had to be homosexual in the socially acceptable ways
[23:29]   Reudh   yup
[23:29]   Furtuka   yep
[23:29]   SomeStupidGuy   yop
[23:29]   Reudh   yip
[23:30]   Furtuka   yap
[23:30]   SomeStupidGuy   yyp
[23:30]   TealNinja   yjp?

[Orange Wizard]

I really want the sun to cause damage to me over time.

[Spehss _]

Or yeah, you could just write it out by hand on hundreds of live penguins.

[Redzephyr01]

Pokemon's Together Forever is the proper soundtrack to electrocuting dozens of people to death with a fuckoff huge lightning cannon.

[Skyrunner]

<Furtuka> I gave the beetle a white painjob and an awesome custom sigil :3

[Spehss _]

So uh...Who are we destroying?

Them.

Using Lazers.

[TD1]

I'll be sure to gird my loins with ant poison then.