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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8085 on: August 22, 2014, 02:54:05 pm »
Life is, in a word, sex.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8086 on: August 22, 2014, 03:01:21 pm »
Then, if life is also Onions, then sex is onions.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8087 on: August 22, 2014, 03:06:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8088 on: August 22, 2014, 03:08:19 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 22, 2014, 03:01:21 pm
Then, if life is also Onions, then sex is onions.
I don't think most people are supposed to cry after sex, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8089 on: August 22, 2014, 06:06:09 pm »
Keeping the onions under running water prevents the tears. So clearly moisture is a factor.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8090 on: August 22, 2014, 06:36:18 pm »
Quote from: MagmaMcFry on August 22, 2014, 04:32:09 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8091 on: August 22, 2014, 07:11:24 pm »
Quote from: Oblique on August 22, 2014, 01:41:00 pm
He did come down with a bad case of broken neck and fractured spine, though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8092 on: August 22, 2014, 08:33:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8093 on: August 22, 2014, 11:43:05 pm »
To be fair, he makes a really great quiche.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8094 on: August 22, 2014, 11:45:48 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8095 on: August 23, 2014, 07:33:16 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8096 on: August 23, 2014, 03:42:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8097 on: August 23, 2014, 06:04:05 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on August 23, 2014, 02:13:04 pm
I don't know what y'all are talking about, 'Violent Semen Inferno' is one of the most amazing things I've ever heard of.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8098 on: August 23, 2014, 10:15:57 pm »
Quote from: Objective on August 23, 2014, 09:06:18 pm
I wonder how many times people have accidentally summoned an Outer God by trying to pronounce the names of Icelandic mountains.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.Corn doesn't grow on grass. Don't test me
« Reply #8099 on: August 23, 2014, 11:54:18 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on August 23, 2014, 11:48:22 pm
Why are we making MS paint pictures of citrus fruits having sex
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