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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1713456 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8010 on: August 18, 2014, 11:57:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8011 on: August 18, 2014, 12:27:04 pm »
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Sometimes I get so despondent reading the coddled cowardly emo fuckwits here that I think about melodramatically posting "I'M LEAVING THE INTERNETS FOREVER" and i go away to have some quiet time by myself.  I drink.  I count my shoes.  I light a joint.  Touch all my shoes.  Have another drink.  Start talking to my shoes.  Wake up in the morning on the floor surrounded by my shoes.  Tell myself I'm never going on the internet again.  Make coffee.  Open the internet.  See more emo fuckwittery. I'M LEAVING THE INTERNETS FOREVER.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8012 on: August 18, 2014, 12:38:33 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on August 18, 2014, 12:36:03 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8013 on: August 18, 2014, 01:12:04 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8014 on: August 18, 2014, 02:01:15 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on August 18, 2014, 11:45:20 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8015 on: August 18, 2014, 04:29:47 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8016 on: August 18, 2014, 05:42:20 pm »
Quote from: DeKaFu on August 18, 2014, 05:29:07 pm
I think... I think I might be making coffee in my hair.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8017 on: August 18, 2014, 08:28:10 pm »
Quote from: Shadestyle on August 18, 2014, 07:06:52 pm
Bless you, Oh wait, i can't do that without the ghost of Hitler to back me up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8018 on: August 18, 2014, 10:30:31 pm »
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Tadakatsu Honda  [145.9] stammers, "bArTendEr Im mAKinG m'Yself buoze"
Wadsworth load some items onto their service tray.
Wadsworth unloads their service tray.
Kupak Kurr  [145.9] says, "CAPTAIN STOP DRINKING"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8019 on: August 19, 2014, 12:56:53 am »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on August 18, 2014, 07:57:38 pm
Now if only I had two million dollars.
Quote from: Pufferfish on August 19, 2014, 12:52:16 am
Thanks to the OOCQ I am not playing my girlfriend.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8020 on: August 19, 2014, 01:16:12 am »
The last you could do is not insert artificial punctuation into your quotes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8021 on: August 19, 2014, 01:48:34 am »
Quote from: Owlga on August 18, 2014, 03:40:35 pm
If you didn't go around fucking fires I'm pretty sure you'd die to them less often.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8022 on: August 19, 2014, 02:54:39 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8023 on: August 19, 2014, 03:31:46 am »
i know you guys dont like 4chan but would you mind if i used a quote from one of the worksafe boards?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #8024 on: August 19, 2014, 05:47:28 am »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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