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[Arx]

A small cool group is better than a band of raving idiots with penises for tongues and anuses for eyes.

[Furtuka]

[16:51]   Cript   But North Dakotas population is less then five people, so it seems more likely to be a spelling error.
[16:52]   Remalle   Yeah, he probably meant to type 4
[16:52]   Cript   Depopulating a whole state.
[16:52]   Cript   That's like cartoon level evil.

[Kadzar]

Are you trying to say that there are freerunners fucking on your roof?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Pro-tips:
DO carry a laserpointer with you at all times, to keep the relationship interesting.
DON'T mix dry food under her wet food, trust once lost is hard to regain.

[Kadzar]

Mice in the rice? Add more spice. With enough chillies who cares, it'll still taste nice.

[Evilsx]

My Girlfriend Is the President

"If you've always wished your porn games had more political debates and international diplomatic impasses in them, My Girlfriend Is the President is the game for you. The plot starts when an alien spaceship crashes into the White House and kills the entire Japanese government (yeah, the game can't quite decide what continent it takes place on). To cover up the disaster, the alien in the spaceship brainwashes the entire planet into thinking the president is actually a random teenage girl ... who happens to be your next door neighbor.

Since you're the only one who knows the truth, the alien names you vice president. At this point, you reach that important moment in every young man's life when you must decide whether to pursue romance with the president, your other neighbor (and childhood friend) turned chief of staff, a female version of Vladimir Putin ("Russian President Putina") or the physical embodiment of the alien spaceship. All of whom look like 12-year-old girls.

As far as we know, this is the only dating game where your objectives include solving a missile crisis in North Korea (which isn't even a metaphor for boners), dealing with the political tensions between Japan and Russia (caused by the fact that both presidents have a crush on you) and still finding time to spy on the girls as they're bathing nude together. Thankfully, you have a squad of crack commandos at your disposal to help you with that last mission.

Meanwhile, you and all the other characters still have to attend high school, because, come on, you're teenagers, and not doing that would be unrealistic. The school scenes are pretty much normal, except one of the teachers is a panda with spectacles and another one is secretly an evil alien hiding under the most inconspicuous disguise ever: a combination between a child-molesting priest, Emperor Palpatine and a Nazi scientist.

In the end, you and the girls team up to fight Evil Space Nazi Pope, and everything goes back to normal. Whether your brain will ever do the same thing remains unclear."

Sorry but this must be here

[Orange Wizard]

I like your optimism, the middle of a potential civil war and we're discussing floral wallpaper patterns

[BlitzDungeoneer]

So you want people to not use your content that doesn't exist?

[BadLemonsXI]

You drunkenly flounder in your friend's vomit, imagining you are helping him up. In reality, he's left a while ago.

Wonder if there's anything from me in here?. . . .probably not.

[Worldmaster27]

I forget we have tits at our disposal.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

You drunkenly flounder in your friend's vomit, imagining you are helping him up. In reality, he's left a while ago.

Wonder if there's anything from me in here?. . . .probably not.

I know for a fact that I'm not in this.

[Orange Wizard]

You guys just aren't trying hard enough.

[Worldmaster27]

No, you guys are trying too hard. Just post as you normally would and eventually someone will OOCQ you.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Actually, I'm not trying at all. Was merely stating a fact, and whatnot.

Regardless, let us end this discussion.

[miauw62]

Actually, I'm not trying at all. Was merely stating a fact, and whatnot.

Regardless, let us end this discussion.

If you're not trying at all, the chances that you will eventually make it in are the highest.