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[Spehss _]

if anything, it'll be your casual dress, for formal occasions you need to wrap yourself in live eagles while 14 different instances of god bless america blare from your eagletrousers on repeat

[Remalle]

[21:57:03]   <Shinotsa>   If one ship shit and the other ship ate it and shit it out and the first ship came back and ate it

[Yoink]

I'm probably a better armchair scientist than pleaser of women.

[Jacob/Lee]

I started with nothing but an old truck, some plastic sacks, and the desire to make people who don't know where quarries are pay out the ass for rocks.

[Yoink]

I want my pet dragon to grow big enough for me to ride! Must... Wash... Dishes!

[adwarf]

<Hatkitty>   Kevak: I prefer clowns than catholic ministers :3c
<Harb> Depends on how armed the kids are, I guess.

[Skyrunner]

__Darvi__> Also smeding, you've got graffiti on your back.
<smeding> that's okay

[Kadzar]

God dammit, you try to spread the cult of snuggy and Bay12 would rather start military juntas led by hamsters. I don't even

[Lyeos]

California: Worse than the damn Moon

[Worldmaster27]

22:57    <Objectkitty>  adwarf: Yeah they can put them as icings to murder people.

[Sirus]

I actually do think driving is a lot like a multiplayer shooter. In both you've got a (presumably) human player whose actions, intent, skill level, etc are all being conveyed subtly (or not so subtly) through their rather crude representation, their character or their car. It's like in TF2 when someone moves slightly off and you instantly know they're a spy, only it's some shitlord with their headlights on at 11:00 AM making a turn without their signal.

[Yoink]

Vin Diesel showing you how to escape a car chase while causing the maximum amount of property damage.

All the local governments are run by necromancers.

Everyone on this forum is a single 40-year-old man sporting a neckbeard.

Most cars are not equipped with flamethrowers.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

all elves I searched for were gay! I would assume that 2/11 of all elves are not gay

[Yoink]

blu blu blu bu, gummity bum poks.

[Orange Wizard]

once in a while there are stories which involve less than zero dicks

I am incapable of laughter, and listen only to mournful dirges while solemnly gazing at the ever-darkening horizon.