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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760756 times)

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #75 on: September 21, 2010, 06:34:27 pm »
Win
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #76 on: September 21, 2010, 09:04:44 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on September 21, 2010, 09:01:11 pm
Fuck yeah, I got bricks out the ass.
Preserved for all time.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #77 on: September 21, 2010, 09:11:38 pm »
Because I can.
Quote from: Aqizzar on September 21, 2010, 09:01:11 pm
I am shitting bricks over these bricks.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #78 on: September 21, 2010, 09:21:22 pm »
Quote from: Vector on September 16, 2010, 09:09:04 pm
Then we get everything we could possibly want or need: building materials, sand, cannibals, and diabetes.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #79 on: September 21, 2010, 09:25:45 pm »
I haven't given this thread anywhere near enough credit.  To that end, I think it's time I appended one from my sig.

Quote from: Cthulhu on June 12, 2010, 10:08:46 pm
There wasn't room to properly get my head down, there was no way I could create enough suction like that, I couldn't keep the water out once I had sucked it out, and the water smelled like a Sea Nymph had been masturbating in it.

I did the favor of quoting the whole sentence instead of just the funny part.

Speaking of quotables, hey Duke, there's a special day coming up...
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #80 on: September 21, 2010, 09:32:46 pm »
Quote from: Ioric Kittencuddler on August 06, 2009, 12:19:07 am
What's Dante's Inferno?  A Devil May Cry spin off?
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #81 on: September 21, 2010, 11:18:29 pm »
October 2nd I will steal Duke's spot or so help me.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #82 on: September 22, 2010, 12:57:04 pm »
Quote from: ledgekindred on August 13, 2010, 03:22:11 pm
I had to imagine some badass scarred up dwarf with a battleaxe blade strapped directly to his arm over the stump.
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I had to imagine some badass scarred up dwarf with a battleaxe blade strapped directly to his arm over the stump.

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #83 on: September 22, 2010, 01:04:57 pm »
Quote from: AzureAngelic on September 21, 2010, 09:28:23 pm
Trains have no vital organs, but destroying the wheels makes them crash.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #84 on: September 22, 2010, 09:41:15 pm »
Quote from: Grakelin on September 22, 2010, 09:30:42 pm
I was watching last night, she couldn't figure out how to turn the dildo off, so she just cut to commercial while it flopped around on her desk.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #85 on: September 22, 2010, 09:47:51 pm »
Quote from: darkrider2 on September 22, 2010, 09:24:12 pm
The re-education facility is surprisingly similar to the torture chamber.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #86 on: September 22, 2010, 10:39:11 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on September 21, 2010, 09:25:45 pm
Hey Duke, there's a special day coming up...
Oh god I didn't plan this out at all oh god oh god oh god...

Goddammit I only have like ten days. I'll really need to crack down to make something great.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #87 on: September 23, 2010, 03:52:43 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on September 22, 2010, 10:39:11 pm
Quote from: Aqizzar on September 21, 2010, 09:25:45 pm
Hey Duke, there's a special day coming up...
Oh god I didn't plan this out at all oh god oh god oh god...

Goddammit I only have like ten days. I'll really need to crack down to make something great.
You and me both know you're already going to say something to steal the fucking light show.

You're going to be the brightest man alive on the East Coast.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #88 on: September 23, 2010, 06:23:16 pm »
Quote from: Vector on September 23, 2010, 02:53:34 pm
12+25 = 37/2 = 15 + 3.5 = 18 point fuck you :I
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #89 on: September 23, 2010, 07:27:31 pm »
Quote from: Maggarg - Eater of chicke on September 22, 2010, 11:23:18 am
I'm going to grow facial hair and start wearing a beret, just in case. You can never be too sure.
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"Compatibility mode", dude. If he tries running it under "capatability mode" some terrible thing involving elder gods will probably happen.
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