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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #735 on: January 04, 2011, 12:29:17 am »
Found link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcKBcZzGdA

Original lines were "fuck a stranger in the ass" and something else I've forgotten.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #736 on: January 04, 2011, 07:38:19 am »
Ill just dump the accumulated logs.
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<x2yzh9> i dont have a whip but ive got a strange bullhorn hat
<x2yzh9> Whenever I tried to start up a conversation with her today she just sort of blew it off. Is she just on her period or something?
<x2yzh9> RAEG IN THE CAEG
<x2yzh9> as a side note, have any of you bought that girls gone wild porn? is it good?
<x2yzh9> you are dead and i am now king of texas.
<x2yzh9> i did like to emphasize i could fecate burgers and eat them to survive[hint hint, assburgers syndrome ^^]
<x2yzh9> we got our ass whooped. 28-0, they scored 28. Us? 0.
 <x2yzh9> I have been slumbering while this post has been growing, festering with weird monsters and king-texans..
<x2yzh9> every man faps to every person he knows/likes. I've done that for about 2 girls that I've liked really, and it's because they have big boobs. 'Nuff said amirite?
<x2yzh9> air (or oxygen..depends hos sciene you are :D)
<x2yzh9> I really only got a blowjob from a prostitute in any of my dreams
<x2yzh9> Dude all i can say is that u and ur guys who made that movie r freakin good at making it the sound was a good pick for it and am nthe video was jsut mopnumewntaly awesome.
<x2yzh9> Lo and behold, he said something quote worthy(Pretty sure his friend put it on facebook)
<x2yzh9> So, you want to do a flame-war too? then be my fucking guest.
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every man faps to every person he knows/likes. I've done that for about 2 girls that I've liked really, and it's because they have big boobs. 'Nuff said amirite?

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Re: Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #737 on: January 04, 2011, 08:25:31 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on January 03, 2011, 04:29:21 pm
Even better.  I would up sleeping for ten hours, and woke up dreaming about having sex with my second-cousin, with a headache and a noseful of cat hair.  Fan-fucking-tastic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #738 on: January 04, 2011, 02:58:39 pm »
I doun't think theres supposed to be a Re: in the thread title.
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Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #739 on: January 04, 2011, 03:30:36 pm »
What are you talking about?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #740 on: January 04, 2011, 11:04:37 pm »

Quote from: Sowelu on January 04, 2011, 10:43:57 pm
I think it's my hair that smells like sugar cookies.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #741 on: January 05, 2011, 09:39:17 am »
I had a moment of 'Ooh, haven't caught up on this thread in a while.'

... but seriously ,the last three pages are just horsecrap and realmfighter. Usually both- even though realmfighter and I are obviously the same user. I had to create him because the constant repression from the forum forced me to make an alter-ego which is 90% troll. Unfortunately, he also got 50% of my sexy, too, which means that 100% of my current sexy equates to 10% of his -ness, meaning that the 90% troll, while overshadowing it, is still pretty good because I'm pretty damn sexy.

Quote from: sonerohi on January 02, 2011, 10:14:09 pm
Grab any large available stick


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Quote from: sonerohi on January 02, 2011, 10:14:09 pm
Grab any large available stick, choosing for springiness and length

Quote from: MaximumZero on December 31, 2010, 09:22:50 am
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #742 on: January 06, 2011, 10:17:13 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #743 on: January 06, 2011, 05:39:19 pm »

Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on January 05, 2011, 10:54:48 am

After breeding several little girls I took them all to the slave market.

Quote from: Greiger on January 06, 2011, 09:10:41 am

If I was not an elona player that entire sentence would be so wrong.  But I have a ranch.


....mmm little girl eggs.

Quote from: Sensei on January 04, 2011, 08:47:29 pm

I think -hope- that you were selling cow milk TO a little girl. Not selling milk FROM a little girl. Hope.
Elona is a goldmine for this stuff.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #744 on: January 06, 2011, 05:43:59 pm »
You missed one.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #745 on: January 06, 2011, 09:49:33 pm »
SHAD0Wdump:Toady officially can kiss my ass.
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Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #746 on: January 06, 2011, 10:26:25 pm »
Where're you getting these quotes from, Janet? Steam? Or are you making them up as you go along?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #747 on: January 06, 2011, 10:35:25 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on January 06, 2011, 08:40:54 pm
Do not think about my logic, down that path lies madness.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #748 on: January 06, 2011, 10:36:16 pm »
Cag:Happy magical gulag XD
Janet:ITS
VORKUTA!
Cag::O
Janet:BARBIE
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN
WE'RE OUT OF TIME
Cag:XD

These are from a synctube chat.
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #749 on: January 07, 2011, 03:06:33 am »
SkyBoundFencer: (08:01:27) "What was that? It sounded like a homo being strangled!"
SkyBoundFencer: (08:01:42) As opposed to a straight person being strangled.
SkyBoundFencer: (08:01:44) Totally different sounds.
senrath: (08:01:53) For the record, we sound exactly like a straight person when we're strangled.
SkyBoundFencer: (08:02:02) I see.
Dragnar: (08:02:04) ...maybe there was supposed to be a "sapien" in there?
SkyBoundFencer: (08:02:07) That is good to know when I kill you all.
Dragnar: (08:02:11) ...

Akigagak: (08:03:21) wait
Akigagak: (08:03:29) Is Sky going to kill all the gays?
SkyBoundFencer: (08:03:33) nooo
SkyBoundFencer: (08:03:36) I said Humanity!
SkyBoundFencer: (08:03:40) I had to make a precision!
Dragnar: (08:03:51) So, you don't include gays in that?

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SkyBoundFencer: (08:56:42) THE FAIRYMAN IN PINK IS TO THE DESTRUCITY OF THE MIND
SkyBoundFencer: (08:56:44) HOAK HOGAN
drakeraids057: (08:56:46) NO
drakeraids057: (08:56:50) ITS BLUE
Dragnar: (08:56:51) SLEEP DEPRIVATION
drakeraids057: (08:56:53) BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
Dragnar: (08:56:54) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
drakeraids057: (08:56:55) EVERYWHERE
SkyBoundFencer: (08:56:58) BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
drakeraids057: (08:56:59) I TASTE IT
SkyBoundFencer: (08:57:02) I SEE
SkyBoundFencer: (08:57:05) WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE
Dragnar: (08:57:05) SMELL IT?!
drakeraids057: (08:57:06) IT TASTES LIKE BLUE
drakeraids057: (08:57:08) NO
SkyBoundFencer: (08:57:09) I SEE
drakeraids057: (08:57:11) BLUE DOESN'T HAVE A SMELL
Dragnar: (08:57:12) HEAR IT?!
drakeraids057: (08:57:13) MORON
SkyBoundFencer: (08:57:20) I THOUGHT IT'D TASTE LIKE VENUS
SkyBoundFencer: (08:57:22) AKA SKANKY WHORE
drakeraids057: (08:57:24) *SMACKS KDRAGNAR*
drakeraids057: (08:57:25) NO
Akigagak: (08:57:27) ...
drakeraids057: (08:57:27) THATS ORGASMS
SkyBoundFencer: (08:57:31) I SEE
Dragnar: (08:57:33) What does it LOOK like?!
drakeraids057: (08:57:47) A MEGAZORD
« Last Edit: January 07, 2011, 03:58:39 am by Akigagak »
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