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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1765071 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7305 on: June 14, 2014, 06:18:58 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7306 on: June 14, 2014, 09:07:09 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7307 on: June 14, 2014, 10:53:20 pm »

The only wrong ways to eat cereal involve catheters. You're fine.
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« Reply #7308 on: June 14, 2014, 11:23:45 pm »

It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7309 on: June 15, 2014, 06:56:47 am »

The blast of holy magic hit the kool-aid man and set him on fire.
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« Reply #7310 on: June 15, 2014, 12:29:26 pm »

I just stab them until there's a hole.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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« Reply #7311 on: June 15, 2014, 04:41:53 pm »

Only if I wish to insult them. Or if I'm engaged in some sort of BDSM relationship with them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7312 on: June 15, 2014, 05:46:01 pm »

Trueans shoes directly inject coffee into her bloodstream.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7314 on: June 16, 2014, 06:54:57 am »

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« Reply #7315 on: June 16, 2014, 05:05:18 pm »

I understand looking for logic in gentalia-guns may be a futile endeavour.
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As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7316 on: June 17, 2014, 03:23:25 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7317 on: June 17, 2014, 03:51:16 am »


Appears to be the sound of Popeye the sailor being shoved up someone asshole at an incredible speed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7318 on: June 17, 2014, 06:48:43 am »

I simply grabbed my ass and pulled it over my head.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7319 on: June 17, 2014, 07:12:41 am »

I simply grabbed my ass and pulled it over my head.
...Ugh, why did I say that?
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