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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1765076 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7290 on: June 13, 2014, 01:06:49 am »

I will very intensely be neutral towards your face
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7291 on: June 13, 2014, 07:31:41 am »

Back in my day, we used feet. Now everyone just uses vibrators.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7292 on: June 13, 2014, 01:26:57 pm »

Back in my day, we used feet. Now everyone just uses vibrators.
I blame Descan.
Gah. Just came here to post this.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7293 on: June 13, 2014, 03:58:40 pm »

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23:01 - Rift: [plus vikings raped the prettier girls, so that helped]
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« Reply #7294 on: June 13, 2014, 06:16:52 pm »

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alright! you're a strong, independent cuddle buddy who dont need no butterscotch
The mythos behind the conversations with Butterscotch (a new friend of mine) is getting increasingly complex very quickly..
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« Reply #7295 on: June 13, 2014, 08:46:45 pm »

A person I want to hire Chuck Norris to kick in the privates.
I want to take one home and love it and squeeze it and call it george while it flaps around and does the graspy thing aaaaaahhhh
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7296 on: June 13, 2014, 08:54:36 pm »

Quote from: steam
Karnewarrior: You'll start liking the comic by the point she's having him finger her in his sleep while he dream fights a female satan and an archangel hangs out in their kitchen.
Sprin Dragon: . . .
Sprin Dragon: Well I probobly would like that...
Karnewarrior: I'm just saying

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7297 on: June 13, 2014, 09:33:43 pm »

Wait, is it still anime if you can't see her panties?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7298 on: June 14, 2014, 09:19:43 am »

PTW.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7299 on: June 14, 2014, 09:49:05 am »

when it does it comes in the form of Tentacled Sigmund Freud
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7301 on: June 14, 2014, 10:10:49 am »

Oh boy, getting crucified before sexytime sounds like a bit of a bummer.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7302 on: June 14, 2014, 10:42:31 am »

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[10:23]   Sirus   drags himself out of bed
[10:23]   Sirus   'lo everybody
[10:27]   Tiruin   SIRUS
[10:27]   Tiruin   glomps you back into bed
[10:28]   Sirus   O_o
[10:29]   Tiruin   oh..
[10:29]   Tiruin   sorry
[10:29]   Tiruin   gets back up and backs away
[10:29]   Tiruin   ._.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7303 on: June 14, 2014, 11:01:00 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7304 on: June 14, 2014, 04:26:40 pm »

[10:28.14] <GlyphGryph> Vladimir Putin riddles the Sky-killer with bullets, and then Duckling runs up to finish him off with a point blank shotgun blast to the face
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