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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7275 on: June 11, 2014, 03:42:33 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on June 11, 2014, 03:38:22 pm
* Yoink dies happy, a burrito cradled lovingly in his arms as he's engulfed by flames.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7276 on: June 11, 2014, 03:44:27 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on June 11, 2014, 03:38:22 pm
* Yoink dies happy, a burrito cradled lovingly in his arms as he's engulfed by flames.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7277 on: June 11, 2014, 03:44:58 pm »
Quote from: Sinistar on June 11, 2014, 03:37:34 pm
Where do you live and would you mind if I kidnap you and replace you with myself?

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Quote from: Descan on June 11, 2014, 04:00:41 pm
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7278 on: June 11, 2014, 05:09:20 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on June 11, 2014, 04:13:53 pm
Oh god, you sound like a cheap porno. And I want in.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7279 on: June 11, 2014, 05:20:13 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on September 10, 2012, 01:36:58 am
Perhaps we can combine the populations of our towns into a katamari ball.
Quote from: Kevak on June 11, 2014, 04:23:29 pm
I had a watch on. I don't do drugs.
Quote from: blazing glory on June 09, 2014, 08:10:19 pm
A good punch in the gut, will probably wake him up.
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on June 11, 2014, 05:18:13 pm
Meerkat watch for the police.
Quote from: Kadzar on June 07, 2014, 06:26:35 pm
Well now you just look crazy.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7280 on: June 12, 2014, 06:28:19 am »
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Facts : Hitler did not desire a second war after the destruction of WWI, Hitler trid hard to achieve a durable peace with England, Hitler was armed to teeth by British/US bankers, Churchil hated Germans as a military and economic and industrial rival and dreamed of their demise, Zionists had a plan to colonize Europe, Zionists needed a pretext to construct a military base in the Middle East ( Israel) for oil theft, US Establishment wanted a new war in Europe to strengten its foothold. And finally, Pearl Harbor was orchestrated by FDR.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7281 on: June 12, 2014, 07:13:10 am »
Where's that from?
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7282 on: June 12, 2014, 07:41:57 am »
News website comment. One of the saner ones.

To be specific, Iranian news, as it's interesting, and the comments are hilarious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7283 on: June 12, 2014, 09:50:09 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7284 on: June 12, 2014, 05:37:49 pm »
"Dwarves: Stoned little buggers.... Wait that might not have come out right. Unless did it?" 

(Just think about DF dwarves)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7285 on: June 12, 2014, 08:06:31 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on June 12, 2014, 07:04:09 pm
Sufficiently-advanced God creates arbitrary fish by grabbing energy out of the Sun and transmuting it into the appropriate matter, or whatever. The other kind just goes, "FUCK YOU, HERE'S A FISH."
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7286 on: June 12, 2014, 11:10:35 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 12, 2014, 04:47:48 pm
Your ancestors shouldn't have been getting it on with dragons. Or humanoids.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7287 on: June 12, 2014, 11:39:30 pm »
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OOC: HissingWalnuts: ...what did i do merciful god? what did i do?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7288 on: June 13, 2014, 12:12:30 am »
Quote from: Frumple on June 12, 2014, 11:55:50 pm
Because burritos exist to be defiled.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7289 on: June 13, 2014, 12:42:57 am »
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