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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7155 on: June 01, 2014, 12:28:18 am »
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Well, I learned something today. I learned one Japanese schoolgirl is made up of loooooots of little subatomic Canadians.  :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7156 on: June 01, 2014, 01:08:00 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7157 on: June 01, 2014, 01:19:37 am »
We haven't replaced them and are wearing their skin, just so you know.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7158 on: June 01, 2014, 02:00:49 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7159 on: June 01, 2014, 06:45:51 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7160 on: June 01, 2014, 08:25:57 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7161 on: June 01, 2014, 08:40:05 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7162 on: June 01, 2014, 11:03:09 am »
Quote from: Janet on June 01, 2014, 10:54:41 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7163 on: June 01, 2014, 12:43:26 pm »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7164 on: June 01, 2014, 01:33:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7165 on: June 01, 2014, 07:34:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7166 on: June 01, 2014, 10:02:46 pm »
Rabweed the Four-Twentieth: It was either this or Lord Rabweed, Blazer of Snoochie-Boochies, but that was too long.

Rabweed the Four-Twentieth: ... Perhaps my finger is a vagina.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7167 on: June 02, 2014, 07:22:54 am »
Quote from: Janet on June 01, 2014, 07:32:06 pm
Some people with weak stomachs have problems with their asses.
Quote from: Objective on June 02, 2014, 01:44:04 am
Become a vampire and bite an English person.
Their blood is tea.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7168 on: June 02, 2014, 08:56:06 am »
Quote from: Yoink on June 02, 2014, 07:22:54 am
Quote from: Objective on June 02, 2014, 01:44:04 am
Become a vampire and bite an English person.
Their blood is tea.

Reminds me of the Discworld series book Carpe Jugulum, where Mistress Weatherwax gets bitten by a vampire and instead of causing her to crave blood, she causes the vampires to crave tea.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7169 on: June 02, 2014, 10:56:20 am »
Quote from: Yoink on June 02, 2014, 10:27:19 am
I managed to break off first my head and then my left arm whilst apparently mashing my crotch repeatedly against Uke's. :-[
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