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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762691 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7035 on: May 20, 2014, 04:25:23 am »

I don't post often in this thread. I hope I'm not wrong.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7036 on: May 20, 2014, 06:53:41 am »

Touching up a claymore would be very different and probably illegal.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7037 on: May 20, 2014, 12:20:15 pm »

The legendary Nacho Swordsman.

I got vegetables to stock and women to woo.

I need more things to waste my time.

All the girls look like freaking disco balls.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7038 on: May 20, 2014, 05:04:39 pm »

*Swish swish flap flap flick swish flap swish, flap flap flap swish flap flick flick swish*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7039 on: May 20, 2014, 08:44:56 pm »

Thanks for not eating us, I suppose.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7040 on: May 21, 2014, 12:16:03 am »

Video-assisted thoracoscopic surgery?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7041 on: May 21, 2014, 12:48:39 am »

The flags are at half-mast for our fallen comrade, struck down by unexpected phallus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7042 on: May 21, 2014, 11:57:01 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7043 on: May 21, 2014, 12:54:48 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7044 on: May 21, 2014, 03:09:30 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7045 on: May 22, 2014, 12:56:52 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7046 on: May 22, 2014, 09:58:22 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7048 on: May 22, 2014, 06:08:19 pm »

I'm no good with measurements, however, so I can't tell you the size. Easily over a foot long and about half a foot wide at its widest? Pretty thick, too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #7049 on: May 22, 2014, 07:29:11 pm »

My last words as AI was "DING HOTPOCKETS ARE DONE"As the entire station was ingulfled in a nuclear flame.
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