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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763082 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6900 on: April 29, 2014, 06:51:39 pm »

Was tempted to add a boltgun in there, but I gotta go make dinner.
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« Reply #6901 on: April 30, 2014, 07:53:30 am »

One day passes and now the forum's a vibrator.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6903 on: April 30, 2014, 11:34:11 am »

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"does smoking turn you black?" "No Rodney, It can turn your LUNGS black"
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The military is all gathered in one huge mass on top of the ramp to the mountaintop, where the entrance is. Apparently they spend their time taking potshots at owls, pushing babies off the ledge, and giggling.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6904 on: April 30, 2014, 12:00:20 pm »

Let's face it, no one wants cheese on their bones.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6905 on: April 30, 2014, 02:30:19 pm »

Quote from: my friend while playing LoL
brb, forgot to take me cat out of the the dishwasher
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6906 on: April 30, 2014, 02:44:09 pm »

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3:43 PM - KingOfStarrySkies: Suck my spicy metaphorical cock

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6907 on: April 30, 2014, 02:54:24 pm »

I get enough nightmares from reading these forums.

You know it's a fine eating establishment when they try to make it look as much like cannibalism as is physically possible.

I'm so happy that it should probably be causing me health problems right now.

Yes I think I'll pair up Mr Meatball With Ms Marinara.  I hear she likes it on top and their wonderful messy lovemaking will taste oh so delicious in my mouth... Mmmmm.
I may even let slip that they are doing it so Mr Parmesan can sneak in and make a surprise threesome...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6908 on: April 30, 2014, 04:59:49 pm »

I have dreams sometimes of a Zombie Walter Cronkite rising from his grave to drag all employees of CNN, Fox, MSNBC [etc.]...under the age of 40 screaming back into the deep earth with him.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6909 on: April 30, 2014, 07:14:03 pm »

I have dreams sometimes of a Zombie Walter CRONKITE rising from his grave to drag all employees of CNN, Fox, MSNBC [etc.]...under the age of 40 screaming back into the deep earth with him.
You have no idea how terrifying it was to see my surname with no H here. Seriously.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6910 on: April 30, 2014, 10:17:22 pm »

topless Street Fighter tournaments where everybody was high on ecstasy.
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« Reply #6911 on: April 30, 2014, 10:39:08 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6912 on: April 30, 2014, 10:52:27 pm »

Yeaahhhh....I'm not rubbing anything on me with the word "toilet" in it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6913 on: May 01, 2014, 12:07:39 am »

Gonna have to ask you to stop spraying your cancer everywhere, Greatorder.
Fuck that, I'll turn myself into a chair.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6914 on: May 01, 2014, 01:34:45 am »

...I'm pretty sure I have an atlas from the previous century with Somaliland. I had to go and look them up and I found that: No one, no one at all, recognizes them (A lone Owlbread stands on a highway and sheds a tear)
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