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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763267 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6855 on: April 19, 2014, 10:57:37 pm »

GOD DANG IT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THAT
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6856 on: April 20, 2014, 12:21:20 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6857 on: April 20, 2014, 05:57:55 pm »

The Wii Motion Plus and its fun tendency to misinterpret how you're holding your unicorn impregnator doesn't help either.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6858 on: April 21, 2014, 02:56:02 am »

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What in the actual fuck with wrong with you malformed coat hanger (gibberish)! I swear I've seen more discipline in a bankhouse orgy!

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« Reply #6859 on: April 21, 2014, 03:23:21 am »

you'll have a pretty damn hard time when under approsimately 61 cats
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6860 on: April 21, 2014, 09:58:44 am »

Welcome to Bay 12, Look at our great tits and hairy Ass
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6861 on: April 21, 2014, 10:13:06 am »

Welcome to Bay 12, Look at our great tits and hairy Ass
I may have read that as welcome to bay 12, look at our hairy tits and great ass.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6862 on: April 21, 2014, 11:07:40 am »

Why do I have to tell people to stop licking Jesus to see if he's sweet!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6863 on: April 21, 2014, 11:17:20 pm »

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« Reply #6864 on: April 22, 2014, 02:24:11 pm »

(Good lord that's an old quote!)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6865 on: April 22, 2014, 10:06:57 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6866 on: April 23, 2014, 12:21:47 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6867 on: April 23, 2014, 02:45:43 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6868 on: April 23, 2014, 04:15:29 am »

I feel just like Jesus.
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