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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709589 times)

Eotyrannus

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6840 on: April 18, 2014, 05:14:21 pm »

Whenever your skin is wet, these bastards all gravitate towards you like a politician's hand towards your wallet.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6841 on: April 18, 2014, 06:34:46 pm »

Oozing and surging up out of that yawning url in the Tumblrean crypt I had glimpsed such an unbelievable behemothic monstrosity that I could not doubt the power of its original to kill with its mere sight. Even now I cannot begin to suggest it with any words at my command. I might call it cisphobic — heterophobic — misinformed — social justice warriorlike — triggering — retarded — partly insane and partly ignorant — ugh! But nothing I could say could even adumbrate the loathsome, unholy, non-human, extra-galactic horror and hatefulness and unutterable evil of that forbidden blog of black chaos and illimitable night. As I write these words the associated mental image causes me to lean back faint and nauseated. As I told of the sight to the men around me in the office, I had to fight to preserve the consciousness I had regained.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6843 on: April 18, 2014, 08:36:52 pm »

Because seriously. Space marine chaffing has been known to destroy entire worlds. You can't play around with that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6844 on: April 18, 2014, 11:54:31 pm »

Quote
Rabidgam3r:  Rabid is best crewmember.
Rabidgam3r:  Rabid does jackshit and gets paid.
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Drgreatjob:  vent to space
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6845 on: April 19, 2014, 05:20:21 pm »

[23:19] <Red> DAMMIT WHY DID MY ROCK HAVE TO TRANSCEND PHYSICAL EXISTENCE
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6846 on: April 19, 2014, 05:31:21 pm »

Quote from: #bay12lb
[15:30:45]   Objectkitty   Man, I hope there's a new cold war
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6847 on: April 19, 2014, 06:38:15 pm »

Tiny penis t-rex rocket launcher. Tiny t-rex with a penis rocket launcher. Tiny penis launching rocket t-rex.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6848 on: April 19, 2014, 10:39:23 pm »

I mean, heck, look up my Steam account, it says that I live in Trinidad, and my real name is "Mimi Kitty"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6849 on: April 19, 2014, 10:42:51 pm »

I mean, heck, look up my Steam account, it says that I live in Trinidad, and my real name is "Mimi Kitty"
Well, it does.
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« Reply #6850 on: April 19, 2014, 10:44:28 pm »

(You shoulda chopped off the first 11 words, for maximum context removal. :P)
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« Reply #6851 on: April 19, 2014, 10:46:05 pm »

That would have been perfect.
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« Reply #6852 on: April 19, 2014, 10:53:34 pm »

It sounds like an asthmatic Donald Duck trying to swallow a toilet brush.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6853 on: April 19, 2014, 10:54:29 pm »

GOD DANG IT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THAT
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere.
« Reply #6854 on: April 19, 2014, 10:56:44 pm »

(You shoulda chopped off the first 11 words, for maximum context removal. :P)
next time.. :P
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