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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6645 on: March 15, 2014, 05:50:42 am »
Quote from: Yoink on March 15, 2014, 03:20:37 am
We'll have to teach fish to breathe whatever kind of oil is required, then.
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Quote from: Darvi on March 15, 2014, 05:28:17 am
How 'bout a log cake then? About just as phallic but more SFW.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6646 on: March 15, 2014, 09:48:22 am »
Quote from: Vector on March 15, 2014, 05:26:36 am
I just almost switched my avatar to a penis cake just for you but then I realized it is 3:30 AM here and that is probably a slightly less good idea than it sounds.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6647 on: March 15, 2014, 10:40:09 am »
Quote from: Kadzar on March 15, 2014, 10:08:26 am
That's because it's the lizard's house now, son.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6648 on: March 15, 2014, 11:28:43 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on March 15, 2014, 04:41:19 am
I never tried jiggling them... I'll try that out.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6649 on: March 15, 2014, 12:20:51 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on March 14, 2014, 04:39:47 pm
Ah, but it's tame and has accepted you as its master. It will follow you everywhere.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6650 on: March 15, 2014, 12:40:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6651 on: March 15, 2014, 02:17:08 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on March 15, 2014, 02:11:12 pm
Note to self: don't piss off drug dealers who've got any rocks laying around, apparently. They are evidently like hobbits.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6652 on: March 15, 2014, 05:03:16 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on March 15, 2014, 01:44:15 pm
Do you ride giant piles of dung into battle?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6653 on: March 15, 2014, 09:36:42 pm »
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10:32 PM - Corai: "what does it try to convey? two gay muscle men wearing underpants tried to chase down a stereotype Japanese high school girl wearing a rabbit ear.after the men used the laser from his penis to blow up the vehicle, there came out a little boy, who was then blown up by the muscle row.So? who r those gay men and where did that girl go? and who's that boy?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6654 on: March 16, 2014, 11:40:51 am »
Quote from: scrdest on March 15, 2014, 12:22:33 pm
I thought they were full of worms and absorbed pollutants, but derision and scorn works as well.

Quote from: Akura on March 15, 2014, 12:31:27 pm
So now all I have to worry about is drug dealers and people trying to rob me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6655 on: March 16, 2014, 02:03:19 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6656 on: March 16, 2014, 03:45:41 pm »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on March 16, 2014, 03:17:18 pm
I wish I had a sugarmomma like you, Tiruin.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6657 on: March 16, 2014, 04:54:52 pm »
Quote from: Steelmagic on March 16, 2014, 04:26:31 pm

What? Is this not normal? It happens to me all the time i swear to god. Not just in class either, at a restaurant? Suddenly everybody explodes and there's blood all over my damn meal. At home with some friends? They explode and i have to clean my fucking TV screen. Don't even get me started on trying to take a bus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6658 on: March 16, 2014, 06:04:25 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on March 16, 2014, 05:20:07 pm
Quote from: Steam chat
Tiruin: YOU GIVE IT TO HER :D
Tiruin: MAKE HER HAPPY
Tiruin: LIKE YOU DID ME :>
Tiruin: *spins in circles*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6659 on: March 16, 2014, 10:01:51 pm »
Quote from: BlackFlyme on March 16, 2014, 06:48:58 pm
Quote from: SealyStar on March 16, 2014, 06:47:12 pm
If I did what Tack does I would sound too much like Morgan Freeman and it would sound like I'm narrating a documentary on cute things.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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