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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756393 times)

darkpaladin109

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6630 on: March 13, 2014, 06:32:53 am »

In fact, half of Germany appears to be edible.

And delicious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6631 on: March 13, 2014, 12:39:52 pm »

That causes morale loss in vegetarians, due to their head exploding in a cascade of sausages.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6632 on: March 13, 2014, 01:03:21 pm »

I'm suddenly sad that nobody lets me punch people anymore.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6633 on: March 13, 2014, 02:41:02 pm »

It's like chess-boxing, but with more wheelchairs, cagefights and illegality.
Note to self: If assassinating Splinter... poison.
Poison your avocados!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6634 on: March 13, 2014, 10:13:22 pm »

It's like a convenient corpse pocket that gets you arrested for life.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6635 on: March 14, 2014, 02:30:22 am »

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SPES JEM: dirt macroplankton
SPES JEM: dirt pets
SPES JEM: dirt livestock
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6636 on: March 14, 2014, 10:53:40 am »

Nothing. There was a war over toilets before the end, and many were destroyed.
EDIT: I STARTED A PAGE OH GOD
channel cosmonaut ancestors!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6637 on: March 14, 2014, 12:12:06 pm »

Can you still whack a dead person's head with a toolbox until it falls off?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6638 on: March 14, 2014, 03:19:36 pm »

OK, first, keep everything plugged in and turned on. Place a line of salt (iodized is fine, it doesn't matter, salt is salt) separating the monitor, tower, keyboard, and mouse - and any other peripherals. Arrange six bay leaves on the router pointing to the four corners and two crossed over the logo. Surround the computer tower with red candles and the monitor with white ones. Light them counter-clockwise with a bundle of sage. Spill the blood of two lambs into a lead bowl engraved with the sign on Elbereth, and place that upon the computer chair. Spin the chair counter-clockwise thirteen times while chanting the name of your operating system in binary. Glance over and notice that the neighbors are looking in the window and have called the police.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6639 on: March 14, 2014, 05:05:32 pm »

Today was a good day, we need more exploding hooker days.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6640 on: March 14, 2014, 05:54:02 pm »

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Well, unless you're Mass Effect 3. Then they just give you the finger and tell you to suck their exploding Peter.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6641 on: March 14, 2014, 08:09:06 pm »

In other news, every day is now just another Tuesday.
You may want to come down and clean up. We got our biomass all over the walls.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6642 on: March 15, 2014, 12:24:02 am »

ANTS ON MY COMPUTER DESK
I LAUGHED AT THIS WITH A MOUTHFUL OF WATER WHICH IS NOW ALL OVER MY OWN DESK
AND NOW ANTS WILL CRAWL ON IT
THE CYCLE NEVER ENDS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6643 on: March 15, 2014, 01:22:28 am »

My god what have we- oh hey look money.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6644 on: March 15, 2014, 02:56:58 am »

Peter Fox is a pretty good rap... I don't want to say ist, but rap*per* sounds weird?
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