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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6630 on: March 13, 2014, 06:32:53 am »
Quote from: Darvi on March 13, 2014, 05:18:51 am
In fact, half of Germany appears to be edible.

And delicious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6631 on: March 13, 2014, 12:39:52 pm »
Quote from: notquitethere on March 13, 2014, 11:43:32 am
That causes morale loss in vegetarians, due to their head exploding in a cascade of sausages.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6632 on: March 13, 2014, 01:03:21 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on March 13, 2014, 11:28:05 am
I'm suddenly sad that nobody lets me punch people anymore.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6633 on: March 13, 2014, 02:41:02 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on March 13, 2014, 12:14:15 pm
It's like chess-boxing, but with more wheelchairs, cagefights and illegality.
Quote from: Frumple on March 12, 2014, 07:26:20 pm
Note to self: If assassinating Splinter... poison.
Quote from: greatorder on March 12, 2014, 07:18:22 pm
Poison your avocados!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6634 on: March 13, 2014, 10:13:22 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on March 13, 2014, 04:46:22 pm
It's like a convenient corpse pocket that gets you arrested for life.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6635 on: March 14, 2014, 02:30:22 am »
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SPES JEM: dirt macroplankton
SPES JEM: dirt pets
SPES JEM: dirt livestock
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6636 on: March 14, 2014, 10:53:40 am »
Quote from: Tawarochir on March 14, 2014, 10:44:58 am
Nothing. There was a war over toilets before the end, and many were destroyed.
EDIT: I STARTED A PAGE OH GOD
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on March 14, 2014, 07:51:26 am
channel cosmonaut ancestors!
« Last Edit: March 14, 2014, 11:33:57 am by darkpaladin109 »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6637 on: March 14, 2014, 12:12:06 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on March 14, 2014, 12:09:08 pm
Can you still whack a dead person's head with a toolbox until it falls off?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6638 on: March 14, 2014, 03:19:36 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on March 14, 2014, 03:05:50 pm
OK, first, keep everything plugged in and turned on. Place a line of salt (iodized is fine, it doesn't matter, salt is salt) separating the monitor, tower, keyboard, and mouse - and any other peripherals. Arrange six bay leaves on the router pointing to the four corners and two crossed over the logo. Surround the computer tower with red candles and the monitor with white ones. Light them counter-clockwise with a bundle of sage. Spill the blood of two lambs into a lead bowl engraved with the sign on Elbereth, and place that upon the computer chair. Spin the chair counter-clockwise thirteen times while chanting the name of your operating system in binary. Glance over and notice that the neighbors are looking in the window and have called the police.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6639 on: March 14, 2014, 05:05:32 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Strange on March 14, 2014, 04:55:05 pm
Today was a good day, we need more exploding hooker days.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6640 on: March 14, 2014, 05:54:02 pm »
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Well, unless you're Mass Effect 3. Then they just give you the finger and tell you to suck their exploding Peter.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6641 on: March 14, 2014, 08:09:06 pm »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on March 14, 2014, 07:05:52 pm
In other news, every day is now just another Tuesday.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on March 14, 2014, 09:05:07 pm
You may want to come down and clean up. We got our biomass all over the walls.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2014, 09:05:58 pm by Yoink »
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6642 on: March 15, 2014, 12:24:02 am »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on March 14, 2014, 11:15:49 pm
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Quote from: kaenneth on March 14, 2014, 11:08:25 pm
ANTS ON MY COMPUTER DESK
I LAUGHED AT THIS WITH A MOUTHFUL OF WATER WHICH IS NOW ALL OVER MY OWN DESK
AND NOW ANTS WILL CRAWL ON IT
THE CYCLE NEVER ENDS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6643 on: March 15, 2014, 01:22:28 am »
Quote from: Steelmagic on March 14, 2014, 11:33:01 pm
My god what have we- oh hey look money.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6644 on: March 15, 2014, 02:56:58 am »
Quote from: Descan on March 15, 2014, 02:54:15 am
Peter Fox is a pretty good rap... I don't want to say ist, but rap*per* sounds weird?
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