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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6315 on: January 11, 2014, 04:36:35 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6316 on: January 11, 2014, 09:00:15 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6317 on: January 11, 2014, 01:36:13 pm »
Quote from: Iceblaster on January 11, 2014, 04:11:02 am
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When do we get to snorting cocaine and sitting in tubs full of magnets?
I almost thought that was Cataclysm for a second.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6318 on: January 11, 2014, 05:08:21 pm »
Quote from: Akura on January 11, 2014, 01:36:13 pm
Quote from: Iceblaster on January 11, 2014, 04:11:02 am
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When do we get to snorting cocaine and sitting in tubs full of magnets?
I almost thought that was Cataclysm for a second.

Heh.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6319 on: January 11, 2014, 11:31:54 pm »
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The recent blood-drinking murder spree in her village stopped, but people were probably too wrapped up in killing each other over cows to notice.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6320 on: January 12, 2014, 01:31:06 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6321 on: January 12, 2014, 07:11:26 pm »
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[01:10] <SomeStupidGuy> My ear feels damp.
[01:10] <SomeStupidGuy> Possibly caffeinated.

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[01:13] <alway> the ears are apparently the only orifice we don't put caffeine in
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6322 on: January 12, 2014, 07:54:23 pm »
Makes you wonder, doesnt it, whose idea it was to pump caffeinated beverages into their urethra.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6323 on: January 12, 2014, 10:58:17 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on January 12, 2014, 07:54:23 pm
Makes you wonder, doesnt it, whose idea it was to pump caffeinated beverages into their urethra.
One word of advice is that you do not want to google that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6324 on: January 13, 2014, 12:52:47 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on January 11, 2014, 11:31:54 pm
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The recent blood-drinking murder spree in her village stopped, but people were probably too wrapped up in killing each other over cows to notice.
Woah where is this o_O I don't see it anywhere in the recent DF stories!

Edit v: I don't read it regularly :I
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6325 on: January 13, 2014, 12:54:08 am »
Quote from: Tiruin on January 13, 2014, 12:52:47 am
Quote from: Hanslanda on January 11, 2014, 11:31:54 pm
Quote from: Toady One
The recent blood-drinking murder spree in her village stopped, but people were probably too wrapped up in killing each other over cows to notice.
Woah where is this o_O I don't see it anywhere in the recent DF stories!
I'm guessing you don't read the front page?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6326 on: January 13, 2014, 06:17:04 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on January 12, 2014, 07:54:23 pm
Makes you wonder, doesnt it, whose idea it was to pump caffeinated beverages into their urethra.
Coffee enemas are definitely a thing though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6327 on: January 13, 2014, 07:07:15 am »
Quote from: scrdest on January 13, 2014, 05:40:39 am
Nononono, Ethics is a country in Africa.
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I thought Ethics was a place in England?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6328 on: January 13, 2014, 09:38:45 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6329 on: January 13, 2014, 12:47:01 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on January 13, 2014, 06:17:04 am
Quote from: Eric Blank on January 12, 2014, 07:54:23 pm
Makes you wonder, doesnt it, whose idea it was to pump caffeinated beverages into their urethra.
Coffee enemas are definitely a thing though.
I hear they cure cancer [/obscurereference]
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