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[GiglameshDespair]

Oh boy, here comes the anal fury train.

[Iceblaster]

OOC: Jacob_Lee: I neutered Rabid.

[Owlga]

I swear, they should label Hungarians and Romanians "100% certified t34 axle grease!" at the rate they fight at.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Something Evil is now slightly tipsy and made of happy.

[Oliolli]

You are an anime magical-eldrich-girl and that is the last I'll be hearing from you.

[Myroc]

Don't attempt to answer that.  Down that path lies ... well I was going to say madness but you all run towards madness as if it was made from chocolate and puppies.

[Furtuka]

[22:00]   alway   Souls are not recognized by the FDA as a good source of vitamins or nutrients. Be sure to take supplements as well.
[22:08]   alway   Likewise, while souls can make for a good late-night snack for university students working late at night on papers, it is better to augment one's diet with the screams of the damned.
[22:08]   Reudh   alway: that must be what makes coffee so delicious
[22:08]   Reudh   souls of the failed
[22:08]   alway   These have been shown to help decrease the bad terror (existential horror), while increasing good terror (primal fear); thus helping to deal with stress and reduce your chances of heart disease.
[22:21]   alway   and no reudh, coffee is filled with the souls of overworked field laborers; that's why it gives you energy
[22:23]   alway   similar to souls of the failed, but lacking the bitter-sweet flavor of having been given a chance to succeed
[22:28]   alway   rather, the souls of the failed are used as ingredients in the horrid milkshakes used in diet plans

[Skyrunner]

<Shinotsa> YOU'RE REDUNDANT
<Shinotsa> :<
<Tiruin> YOUR FACE IS REDUNDANT! D:
<__Darvski__> YOU ARE ALL REDUNDANT
<Dutchling> because your mother never loved you
<Dutchling> maybe
<Tiruin> Now that's too far

[RedKing]

* HissinhWalnuts Uses tacos as substitute for !!ANAL FURY!!

[kaijyuu]

But can you make a sensible, effective comparison between Liechtenstein and a red or white dwarf star?

[Furtuka]

At least I got an infinite supply of Vaseline after being captured ten times

[miauw62]

<__Darvski__> What has Obama posted in the animu thread.

[Furtuka]

[17:01]   scribblee   YES! HOLLANDS!
[17:01]   scribblee   The land Nether.
[17:02]   scribblee   ...
[17:02]   scribblee   Witches!
[17:02]   scribblee   Underpants Witches!
[17:06]   adwarf   ...
[17:06]   Furtuka   ...
[17:06]   adwarf   And thus scribbles became a sex offender :v
[17:06]   SomeStupidGuy   Became?

[18:01]   scrivbbleer   You had a child with a salamander, smeding
[18:01]   Wrex   ...
[18:01]   scrivbbleer   How could you forget such a wonderful night
[18:01]   Wrex   What the fuck is going on?

[Kadzar]

So Hooray Genocide!

[Graknorke]

A praying mantis folder is useless, they said.
You'll never have a use for it, they said.