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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711396 times)

RedKing

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6135 on: November 20, 2013, 10:09:31 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 20, 2013, 02:34:32 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6136 on: November 20, 2013, 04:42:03 pm »
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OOC: MCipher: My next brilliant plan, get pregnant and kill the "offspring" so I get a limitless amount of corpses for offering.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6137 on: November 20, 2013, 08:36:15 pm »
ADMIN: Jacob_Lee/(Axl Blyant) (JMP): I now check all human meat I produce before I cook it.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6138 on: November 20, 2013, 08:37:48 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on November 20, 2013, 07:31:46 pm
I also have made small children cry with a smile (I could be considered sinister-looking by some) so most of the time I notice children they're crying or screaming. As a consequence, I find them not to my liking. Unless they're fried, of course.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6139 on: November 20, 2013, 09:34:47 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on November 20, 2013, 07:47:48 pm
It looks so... kingly. Like a king made out of kings pressed together into one over-king that was a lizard.
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What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6140 on: November 21, 2013, 05:39:53 am »
Quote from: Darvi on November 21, 2013, 04:42:03 am
Hey now, just because I'm a terrible father figure doesn't mean I do stuff like sending my adopted daughter figure into the wilderness to be masked by monsters and stuff.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6141 on: November 21, 2013, 10:33:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6142 on: November 22, 2013, 08:37:58 pm »
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[19:33]   Shook   oh i did
[19:33]   Shook   they were on sale
[19:34]   Shook   and then i saw they were past the best before date
[19:34]   Shook   i extracted my revenge by dicerolling the cooked birds all over the shop owners face
[19:34]   Shook   meanwhile i studied the physics of bouncing tits
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« Reply #6143 on: November 22, 2013, 11:09:23 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6144 on: November 22, 2013, 11:37:05 pm »
Friend:
♫ ~All you need is love... love... ♫
♫ And a radioactive baked potato~ ♫

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Friend: "One does not simply Moonwalk into Mordor. Though, actually... I guess Sauron's just a big eye far away, right? So, if you were moonwalking, he'd just be all like 'Oh, cool, they're leaving then. False alarm.'"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6145 on: November 23, 2013, 08:43:37 am »
Quote from: Edmus on November 21, 2013, 11:56:22 pm
Nothing beats the feeling of having a dying character with infected wounds collapse into a bathtub full of bandages and antibiotics.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6146 on: November 23, 2013, 11:44:58 am »
Quote from: Niccolo on November 23, 2013, 10:56:22 am
I too enjoy watching wonderfully shaped butts frolicking in the afternoon sun.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6147 on: November 23, 2013, 01:09:52 pm »
[18:09] <cherries> Disclaimer: please do not attempt to fuck super glue at home
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6148 on: November 24, 2013, 03:41:18 pm »
Quote from: HissinhWalnuts on November 24, 2013, 01:12:30 pm
I like releasing my anal fury

EDIT: Good sir, I would give my life before I include the context. If you wish to take it you shall have to challenge me, ruffian.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #6149 on: November 24, 2013, 06:13:52 pm »
Damnit complete the sentence, Graknorke!

Quote from: GiglameshDespair on November 24, 2013, 04:17:26 pm
Who could have now the key to frightening eldritch abominations was explosive diarrhoea. Taco Bell: new saviour of mankind
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