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[Akura]

But rectal delivery is better.

[miauw62]

<Petethegoat> you're mom is a visual
<Giacom> ur*
<Petethegoat> ur're

I'm going to use ur're a lot now.

[Frumple]

"Oh traveler, I have need of you, I wish to build a pen for my sheep that is 32000 square feet, but the fencing materials for the north and south sides must be made out of a special material that appeases the gods of the summer and winter, this material costs $2 per foot. Similarly the east and west sides must be built of one costing $1 per foot, to appease the gods of the sun and wind. But surely you would have to be some kind of mathematic machine to find what the cheapest-"
"About 253 by 126.5 feet, b'arch."
"Oh thank you kind sir, perhaps you could also help my brother who wants to build a similar pen using only $6000 of material, perhaps you could-"
"1000 by 1500"
"May your path be showered with a thousand blessings."

[Mr Space Cat]

I wiggle my antennae in your general direction.

[Skyrunner]

<Reudh> you are old and inappropriate smeding, but in a way that sky loves <3

[Graknorke]

500-1200: Perfecting banging, Advanced grunting.

[Helgoland]

Oh my. It's the swedish equivalent of the harlem shake. Except much more terrifying.

[Furtuka]

[21:30]   __Wymar__   What now?
[21:30]   __Darbi__   What now?
[21:30]   __Drabi__   What now?
[21:31]   __Dravi__   What now?
[21:32]   __Wymar__   Now
[21:32]   __Wymar__   WE DANCE
[21:32]   __Darbi__   Now
[21:32]   __Darbi__   WE DANCE
[21:32]   __Dravi__   Now
[21:32]   __Dravi__   WE DANCE
[21:32]   __Drabi__   Now
[21:32]   __Drabi__   WE DANCE
[21:32]   __Darbi__   Now
[21:32]   __Darbi__   WE DANCE
[21:32]   __Wymar__   This is surreal.
[21:33]   __Darbi__   This is surreal.
[21:33]   __Drabi__   This is surreal.
[21:33]   __Dravi__   This is surreal.
[21:33]   __Darbi__   This is surreal.
[21:33]   __Wymar__   murders all the imposters.
[21:33]   __Dravi__   murders all the imposters.
[21:34]   __Darbi__   murders all the imposters.
[21:34]   __Drabi__   murders all the imposters.
[21:34]   __Wymar__   You do realise I just manipulated y'all into suicide right?
[21:34]   __Drabi__   You do realise I just manipulated y'all into suicide right?
[21:34]   __Darbi__   You do realise I just manipulated y'all into suicide right?

[Greiger]

Just run past the tonberry throw your shield at the magical levitating fish and then run back here.  I'm telling you, worst that will happen is you'll get stabbed once or twice.

[miauw62]

<swagfag> what a lovely soccermom bdsm love story

[kisame12794]

((Angst like no-one is watching.
       ...Because you killed them.))

[Greiger]

"Ahh i wonder what Bay 12 is up to today".

Black hole boobs...

OOC-ception.

[Kolnukbyne]

Kids, don't shit in their mouth!

[applesauce machine]

Gatleos: I couldn't find any slow r&b jams about picking up dog shit

[acetech09]

"Hey, do you like hitler?"
"Meh."