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[crazysheep]

Mel Gibson might have won if he had a huge beaver to ride.

[Mr Space Cat]

It's roughly analogous to getting rid of a cocaine addiction by sending Lil Wayne to use up all the drugs in your country.

[Furtuka]

...i'm neither lubricated nor sugary enough for this shit

[scrdest]

Also, real men use darkling.

I can confirm this.
B.. But only on the weekends, when I need extra money.

[freeformschooler]

you fucking plow through areas spamming the button and hoping to god it's not a terrible night to have a curse

[Graknorke]

Look, if your spaceship can be destroyed by a flying hedgehog, then maybe you shouldn't build spaceships.

[Flying Dice]

I can close my eyes and pretend I'm a real gang banger, smoking blunts, packing heat, smacking up bitches and making paper.

[applesauce machine]

Genuine advice from a medical student:

Weaponized Knowledge: i would honestly prescribe you a buttplug

welp

[Graknorke]

Why do we always look at the ass of an elephant to define the elephant.

[hops]

12:33:39 PM   Kagus    I've shot cops in the back of the head before, and it just spooks them a bit.

[Furtuka]

[19:12]   Objectikitty   the only cata spoiler i know are crafting-related
[19:12]   Kagus   I died to some random thing.
[19:14]   Wrex   I beat LCS
[19:14]   Remalle   I've beaten LCS a few times
[19:14]   GlyphGryph   Same
[19:15]   __Wymar__   Is Shook one of those spoilers?
[19:15]   EricBlank   has enver actually played LCS
[19:15]   EricBlank   Shook is always a spoiler...
[19:16]   -->|   Shook (chatzilla@87.104.vkj.yj) has joined #bay12lb
[19:16]   Shook   roarg
[19:16]   EricBlank   oh shit
[19:17]   EricBlank   hi?
[19:17]   Shook   HELLO
[19:17]   Objectikitty   speak of the devil
[19:18]   GlyphGryph   Holy fuck

[Iceblaster]

At the time of this post, this is OOCQ, I may EDIT remove this later if it still makes sense.

00:28   Telgin   Heh.  I'll let my mood at the end of this argument decide if I graphically murder another draconequus.

[Xantalos]

((How hilarious would it be to die after offending the god of an imaginary squirrel while being a squirrel yourself during a delusion caused by sensory deprivation? Okay, we should stop smoking that.))

[Furtuka]

6:50 PM  Vectoria: Hugo famously actually did as Valjean does here.
6:52 PM  Solifuge: He sang at a frightened prostitute?

7:17 PM  TheCutestElin: NIGERIA IMPORT-EXPORT bought 1765444718 units of Natural Gas from your company for a total of $2,012,606,978.52 after commission.
7:17 PM  scribblee: Creeper-inappropriate or unnovel-inappropriae
7:17 PM  Vectoria: what the hell
7:17 PM  Vectoria: Hmm
7:17 PM  scribblee: SHE WAS A BOT ALL ALONG
7:17 PM  TheCutestElin: oh no the cover is gone
7:17 PM  Itnetlolor: Now that's inappropriate.
7:17 PM  Kyratzes_Talvadore: I used to play EoS, the I got banned.
7:17 PM  TheCutestElin: also that was not meant to go here
7:17 PM  TheCutestElin: totally
7:18 PM  Vectoria: It's way too . . . much.
7:18 PM  scribblee: We have found ourselves the kitchen spammer.
7:18 PM  Solifuge: Hmm.
7:18 PM  TheCutestElin: oh god all of my covers ;_;
7:18 PM  TheCutestElin: nuuuuu

7:19 PM  Solifuge: Javert is a double agent for Arstotska
7:19 PM  Vectoria: Papers Please: The Romantic Opera as originally conceived by Victor Hugo

7:43 PM  TheCutestElin: ...and then they made bigger barricades and then they made bigger boulevards and it led to a barricade-wider road race and then we had the suez channel built
7:43 PM  Furtuka: Heheh
7:43 PM  Vectoria: XD
7:43 PM  TheCutestElin: can't barricade a channel dude

8:14 PM  scribblee: In Stockholm in the 18th century there were roughly 10 taverns per person
8:15 PM  scribblee: Everyone were alcoholics bag then.
8:15 PM  scribblee: *back
8:15 PM  Itnetlolor: Stockholm Syndrome takes on a new meaning under that context.

8:25 PM  scribblee: I WEAR THE POOP MASK OF DEATH

8:41 PM  scribblee: Now he is asking God to take his Virginity

Unrelated to the others

[21:18]   Remalle   I just killed 23 shopkeepers
[21:18]   GalenEvil   hi everybody!
[21:18]   GalenEvil   
[21:19]   GalenEvil   what game? please be a game...

[SilverSynch]

8:07:46 PM Willfor: Bug I need to squash: Need to make asexuals stop making sexual advances.