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[Tiruin]

Ravenpuff sounds like gothic breakfast cereal.

[Mr Space Cat]

Why is Xantalos a newt?

He got better.

[Weaponized Knowledge]

applesmachine: because herpes is exactly like being a lesbian, totally you guys

[Darvi]

<KAGUS> No they just glow like that when I piss on them

[Iceblaster]

And, by that logic, concussions are one of the best ways to get your kid to sleep.

[Graknorke]

For women it must be exciting going to the toilet.

Man Poo Queue

EDIT:

a little part of me is kinda all gooey about my kid wandering around tomorrow with this stuff all over her...

[Twi]

It's pretty in the serial murder kind of way

[Morrigi]

<popecrunch> OH GOD THE WINDOWS ARE FOGGING UP *kssh* say again, 5 adam 12, you're breaking up THE CONDENSATION IS ROLLING OFF THE WINDOWS AND SHORTING OUT THE RADIO SEND THE NATIONAL *kssh* GUARD OR AT LEAST A GUY WITH A MALLET AND A *kssh* CORK

[Mr Space Cat]

He'd just stop drinking for a moment and bat the tank out of the air with his bottle before it hit him, give a rousing speech, and young Elizabeth the Second would swoon as the Free People of the British Empire swim across the channel to overthrow Nazi Germany with their fists alone.

[Jacob/Lee]

Unfortunately I had to eat a few limbs, so now I'm all depressed. Dunno why... I'm pretty sure the body parts I ate were never alive anyways, who cares if it was shaped like an arm.

[applesauce machine]

freeformschooler: well good job
freeformschooler: now we're all on an fbi watch
freeformschooler: for being lolicons with snail penises

[Skyrunner]

<Eclectic_Wizard> Steam and its "Installing kitchenware sdk 2013" even though i got kitchenware 2013 bullshit

[Vector]

Solifuge   I would probably kill the PB and Garlic.
17:46   Vector   Yeah, saw that coming
17:46   Solifuge   But, roasted garlic might work
17:46   Vector   Oh, it wouldn't be raw garlic
17:46   Vector   I'm not suicidal
17:46   Solifuge   Honestly, I'd settle down with the pb and fried egg
17:46   Solifuge   We understand one another.
17:46   Vector   Hmm
17:46   Vector   I see that we're going to murder each other's sweet hearts
17:47   Solifuge   The Huevocado is an adventure thing.
17:47   Vector   And then have an angry one night stand with the dastardly Huevocado

[Hanslanda]

Solifuge   I would probably kill the PB and Garlic.
17:46   Vector   Yeah, saw that coming
17:46   Solifuge   But, roasted garlic might work
17:46   Vector   Oh, it wouldn't be raw garlic
17:46   Vector   I'm not suicidal
17:46   Solifuge   Honestly, I'd settle down with the pb and fried egg
17:46   Solifuge   We understand one another.
17:46   Vector   Hmm
17:46   Vector   I see that we're going to murder each other's sweet hearts
17:47   Solifuge   The Huevocado is an adventure thing.
17:47   Vector   And then have an angry one night stand with the dastardly Huevocado

... Working in the grocery store I work at, I got the idea to try a bite of a small piece of raw garlic once. Once. That... Oil permeates your mouth, and it almost BURNS it's so potent. And you can't wash it away, because it's an oil or something. Everything you drink and eat to wash it away just takes on the taste of PURE GARLIC, and you want to set your mouth on fire to make it go away.

[Mesa]

We seem to be running out of pants to soil.