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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5790 on: September 24, 2013, 11:55:44 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5791 on: September 25, 2013, 05:25:54 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5792 on: September 25, 2013, 09:55:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5793 on: September 25, 2013, 10:18:11 pm »
First post, let it be here. (Unless the forum has introductory places I have not yet discovered.)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5794 on: September 25, 2013, 11:06:50 pm »
Quote from: kaenneth on September 25, 2013, 08:05:01 pm
Babies contain a surprising amount of blood.

Quote from: Kadzar on September 25, 2013, 10:21:02 pm
That's good to know, but what does it have to do with the amount of blood in the average infant?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5795 on: September 26, 2013, 12:01:26 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5796 on: September 26, 2013, 12:52:17 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5797 on: September 26, 2013, 04:40:19 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 26, 2013, 03:23:27 pm
But yes, Bob is dead, and John killed him so he could make babies.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5798 on: September 27, 2013, 03:32:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5799 on: September 27, 2013, 03:46:51 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on September 27, 2013, 01:33:09 pm
Now we're trying to get xantalos to masturbate

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Xantalos is now pants.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5800 on: September 27, 2013, 04:18:37 pm »
Quote from: gigaraptor487 on September 27, 2013, 04:16:29 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5801 on: September 27, 2013, 08:10:21 pm »
Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on September 27, 2013, 08:00:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5802 on: September 27, 2013, 10:30:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5803 on: September 27, 2013, 10:57:24 pm »
"T-the nuts hissed at me..."
                       -My brother during a road trip.



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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5804 on: September 27, 2013, 10:59:17 pm »
Yay!
I was quoted! :D
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