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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5700 on: September 05, 2013, 02:14:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5701 on: September 05, 2013, 07:44:53 pm »
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The pastor believes if he stares hard enough God will smite Kevin.

They had viewer comments popping up on-screen during the video.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5702 on: September 05, 2013, 10:41:43 pm »
Quote from: Steelmagic on September 05, 2013, 10:38:24 pm
Greiger: Officer, there is no law that says i need a license to drive my giant robot.

Still counts if it was somebody else posting what a theoretical version of me would say right?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5703 on: September 06, 2013, 12:50:25 am »
Quote from: Solifuge on September 06, 2013, 12:47:35 am

It's said that love is a battlefield. And knowing is half the battle. And forewarned is forearmed. And fourarmed is half an octopus. Therefore, knowing about future love is a skirmish between two half-octopus Battle Chimeras. And that's alright.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5704 on: September 06, 2013, 06:01:28 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5705 on: September 06, 2013, 08:54:09 pm »
Quote from: ggamer on September 06, 2013, 06:31:41 pm
Jumping in his arms is recommended, but not necessary.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5706 on: September 07, 2013, 05:02:58 am »
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This game sounds like a normal Friday night in Hull.

Edit: If you replace sexy with obese.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5707 on: September 07, 2013, 02:32:53 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5708 on: September 07, 2013, 06:37:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5709 on: September 07, 2013, 06:59:36 pm »
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I don't know what that is called, a Government run by Hippos I believe.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5710 on: September 08, 2013, 05:29:55 am »
Quote from: kisame12794 on September 07, 2013, 09:20:52 pm
If you are...not exploding, or on fire, something is wrong.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5711 on: September 08, 2013, 10:17:21 am »
Quote from: Solifuge on September 08, 2013, 01:20:15 am
Basically, every conversation with them sounds like they're preparing to violate me, or recently have. It's great.
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5712 on: September 08, 2013, 10:49:31 am »
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You should assume your place in this Freudian battle. Attack swiftly and tactically. Be the fighter jet of reason!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5713 on: September 08, 2013, 11:24:38 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5714 on: September 08, 2013, 12:00:02 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on September 08, 2013, 11:14:20 am
what if you cut out the middleman and rode the concept of hovering itself
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