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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762864 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5655 on: August 31, 2013, 02:10:59 pm »
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[14:56]   Dutchling   yesterday I forgot to make women female
[14:57]   Dutchling   which I guess also led to accidental gay marriage
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5656 on: August 31, 2013, 03:26:42 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on August 31, 2013, 11:04:13 am
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No, sure. You go on ahead and break every nuclear proliferation treaty and piss off at least one superpower in your quest to strap thousands of massive bombs to your ass.

Can I put 4chan here? I hope I can put 4chan here.
So long as the lack of context makes it funny.

EDIT: On that note...
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We're setting up a society based on Celestianism, mlp, weed, boating, and generally doing what other boards have failed to do. But don't expect any crematoriums or suspiciously airtight showers on the island.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5657 on: August 31, 2013, 09:48:41 pm »
Quote from: Steelmagic on August 31, 2013, 09:34:26 pm
Truly the plastic spoon is one of the greatest discoveries of modern healthcare.
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5658 on: August 31, 2013, 11:42:33 pm »
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There goes the neighborhood. Muhahaha! Normally that has racist implications, but I've actually done something far worse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5659 on: September 01, 2013, 03:58:56 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5660 on: September 01, 2013, 11:11:05 am »
Quote from: Naxza on September 01, 2013, 08:56:59 am
I'm sorry to break it to you, but I'm not a running cactus. It had to be said at some point here.

If I was, though... Dang! I'd be the bestest football player.
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5661 on: September 01, 2013, 11:43:46 am »
Quote from: Frumple on September 01, 2013, 11:38:45 am
The baby eating one was fairly memorable.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5662 on: September 01, 2013, 12:57:53 pm »
[19:57] * Aduial feels that some catching up is in order. Where are we and why are there tentacles and why aren't I wearing a Japanese school uniform?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5663 on: September 01, 2013, 12:59:01 pm »
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***Yasied appraises the hand for treachery
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5664 on: September 01, 2013, 01:37:53 pm »
[20:37] <adwarf> SSG has decided to become a Stripper, Shin was found having an affair with a ghost, and Has is still a kitten
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5665 on: September 01, 2013, 01:46:07 pm »
Quote from: my brother
"Your shoe was inside me!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5666 on: September 01, 2013, 08:09:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5667 on: September 01, 2013, 08:10:28 pm »
New rule: All entries must be legible.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5668 on: September 01, 2013, 08:11:09 pm »
But that is legible!  I was about to compliment it on its hilarity.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5669 on: September 01, 2013, 08:12:17 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on September 01, 2013, 08:10:28 pm
New rule: All entries must be legible.
I suppose we're pushing the boundaries if we're making new rules. Can grammer be corrected?
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