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Drakale

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5625 on: August 20, 2013, 07:47:51 pm »
Quote from: Krevsin on August 20, 2013, 10:38:45 am
"Smaller rectal probe sold separately"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5626 on: August 20, 2013, 08:17:45 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 20, 2013, 08:15:47 pm
set a house on fire and you're cleansing insects with god's fury

set a frog on fire you get a crusade called upon you

coincidence? you decide
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5627 on: August 22, 2013, 09:24:10 pm »
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I can be

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5628 on: August 22, 2013, 10:22:18 pm »
OOC: Rabidgam3r: Cheedows, fuck you and your fingers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5629 on: August 23, 2013, 07:46:35 am »
Quote from: Sheb on August 23, 2013, 02:11:03 am
alternative: grow things on a minefield
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5630 on: August 23, 2013, 12:56:35 pm »
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Steve the Zergling.  He adventures across the planet looking for the marine that killed his brother.  He is joined by a helpful veteran hydrolisk with a dark past.  A dumb but lovable Ultralisk, and a protoss drone with amnesia.
Totally the next AAA RPG.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5631 on: August 23, 2013, 01:31:48 pm »
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Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have Hitlers brain in a jar?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5632 on: August 24, 2013, 05:39:49 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 24, 2013, 05:34:48 pm
as in if descan decided to become a wizard the other vikings would turn descan's corpse into a disguise and send the chief counterintelligence pillager to unmask the other wizards wearing a fabulous human leather outfit

It's really simple!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5633 on: August 24, 2013, 06:42:25 pm »
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Axl Blyant says, "Both of the animals you've made contact with have exploded."
Axl Blyant says, "That's animal cruelty at the least. Arrest yourself."
Axl Blyant says, "You threatened a monkey with rape."
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5634 on: August 24, 2013, 10:14:29 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 24, 2013, 09:49:32 pm
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on August 24, 2013, 09:19:45 pm
So sex makes your eyes explode out of your face while everyone you love is eaten? I will forever be a virgin then.
I was waiting for that to pop up here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5635 on: August 25, 2013, 09:00:07 am »
Quote from: Gamerboy4life on August 24, 2013, 10:27:33 pm
Step 1: Attach a pair of LAWs to back
Step 2: Prime LAWs
Step 3: Shoot LAWs
Step 4: Soar through the air like a majestic eagle missing his legs


We'll have the first incarnation of Paraplegic-Jetpack-Shocktroopers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5636 on: August 25, 2013, 09:05:59 am »
I was waiting for that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5637 on: August 25, 2013, 03:50:24 pm »
Hugehead is so SALTY: They have a great thing
Hugehead is so SALTY: The best thing
Reusable-Box: ALWAYS BET TITS
Hugehead is so SALTY: TITS


Chiba City Decker Deadmeat: crysis is like farcry isnt it?
Reusable-Box: always bet tits
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5638 on: August 25, 2013, 06:59:29 pm »
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Dermonster: It's like MtG fell down some stairs and insterted crystal meth into the gaping hole in its head.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5639 on: August 25, 2013, 11:36:58 pm »
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