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[Solifuge]

22:54   <Truean>: MP?
22:54   <Remalle>: multiplayer
22:54   <MrWillsauce>: Magic Points
22:54   <Truean>: More Peanuts?
22:54   <Solifuge>: Massive Perpetrator
22:54   <MrWillsauce>: Municipal Panties
22:54   <Devling>: Milky Pants
22:54   <Truean>: ?
22:54   <Devling>: Wait
22:54   <Solifuge>: Monk Problems
22:55   <Remalle>: Mime Prinister
22:55   <Devling>: Mister Pringles
22:55   <Solifuge>: Moralistic Perspicacity?
22:55   <Truean>: I will never know what MP stands for and I'm not sure I want to at this point
22:55   <Remalle>: Mars Phobos
22:55   <MrWillsauce>: Men Poop
22:55   <Devling>: Morphing Punctuation.
22:56   <Solifuge>: Maleborgious Phrontistery
22:56   <Remalle>: Meningital Pimples
22:56   <Remalle>: Morrowind Panic
22:57   <Solifuge>: Mark PAIN (Mark Twain's evil cybernetic clone)
22:57   <Remalle>: Max Payne?
22:57   <Solifuge>: Maybe? Probably.
22:57   <MrWillsauce>: Mark Pane (Mark Twain's clone who is actually a window)
22:57   <Solifuge>: Mark Plane (Mark Twain's other clone who is half jetliner and half man)
22:57   <Remalle>: Mark Plain (Mark Twain's ugly clone)
22:58   <MrWillsauce>: Mark Pants (Mark Twain's clone who was pants)

[Chink]

Sometimes at Burger King I take the tomatoes out of my burger and rub them on my nipples before eating them.

Wow, this game is hard.

[SalmonGod]

Why are scientists so dumb?

[Furtuka]

Sometimes at Burger King I take the tomatoes out of my burger and rub them on my nipples before eating them.

Wow, this game is hard.

I'm impressed. It actually makes even less sense in context

[Chink]

Sometimes at Burger King I take the tomatoes out of my burger and rub them on my nipples before eating them.

Wow, this game is hard.

I'm impressed. It actually makes even less sense in context

Can it even be honestly said that that was ever in context in the first place?

[Hanslanda]

"Imagine how awful you'd feel if you had the stupid drunken whim to get "YOLO" tattooed on the back of your neck and it gave you polio."

 YOLIO!

[Furtuka]

...I also just realized that by telling this story, I've basically cemented my status as god(dess, according to Frumple) of trucking and prostitutes. Goddammit.

Oh no. What have i done.

You've doomed us all, Steelmagic! You've doomed us all to a trucker sex-induced apocalypse.

[SalmonGod]

Iron Maiden.

Midgets with blowguns?

A meth addict with parkinson's and a needle.

Obviously you need meth addict midgets with blowguns hiding in an iron maiden.

[Ameablable]

Oh hey Sirus is a god now.
I'll leave the traditional noogie.

[Flying Dice]

Son, we need to have a talk.  In your teenage years you will be tempted, and you may end up throwing your life away.

Firstly, drugs.  Be responsible.  Learn the risks and how to take them safely, to make sure that you and your friends are not put in unnecessary danger.  Never take them in an environment where you feel unsafe.

Secondly, sex.  Be careful.  You should always use protection, and be ready to deal with the consequences.  I cannot insist on chastity before marriage, but it should really be with someone you love and respect.

Finally, and most importantly, anime.  Not even once.

[Furtuka]

Only women of ill-repute? You're telling me that those truckers don't get into ERP over their ham radios?

Every time you drive your car, you are promoting polar bear cannibalism!

[Frumple]

A Roman tyrant and a witch and a teacher? Vector, you have achieved every profession I've ever dreamed of.

[Furtuka]

You younguns with your newfangled internets! All your lawns are on my lawn, so get off me lawn!

[Graknorke]

I'm pretty sure if you called them di-humpial axised squiggles people would get a pretty good ideal what you meant.

[Xantalos]

Remember: Don't do drugs, or an owl may just rip your face off.