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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756436 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5355 on: July 09, 2013, 06:45:19 pm »
Bernard Page  [145.9] exclaims, " Mr. Fryer is right here, whoever is FUCKTITS the detective of murder is an imposter!"

I don't think that, even with the script off, I would have understood what he was trying to say.

FUCKTITS the detective of murder sounds like a bad guy from a fan fiction about Metalocalypse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5356 on: July 09, 2013, 10:52:13 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on July 09, 2013, 09:26:49 am
I've got an itinerary of conceptual and cross-species fornication and this entire goddamn ecosystem is invited!

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Quote from: Truean on July 09, 2013, 09:57:11 pm
Are pants and jackets food cows like to eat?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5357 on: July 10, 2013, 01:18:35 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on July 10, 2013, 12:38:19 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5358 on: July 10, 2013, 05:35:34 pm »
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on July 10, 2013, 04:47:08 pm
I was going 200 down the highway on meth at night with no headlights, when I inexplicably got in an accident with a parked semi

Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on July 10, 2013, 04:47:08 pm
we both went flying off at over 1000 mph... my goal now is to replicate this into a launching mechanism to lessen my commute.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5359 on: July 10, 2013, 07:10:33 pm »
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Sluggo: Papa Bear to Hitchh1k3r, Papa Bear to Hitchh1k3r, can you hear me? over
HitchH1k3r: Ground control to Papa Bear we can hear you 5 by 5. over
Sluggo: Requesting whitelist for player Trongore, over
HitchH1k3r: Can't find agent "Trongore" in mission roster, please advise on identity. Over
Sluggo: Player is real-life acquaintance [REDACTED], known not to grief with the exception of making aesthetically unpleasing buildings, over
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5360 on: July 10, 2013, 08:06:18 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on July 10, 2013, 07:02:01 pm
The most terrifying of tapirs, the Duct Tapir lives in air ducts and randomly jumps out at other creatures, dragging them back into the airy depths to be consumed. Beware their vicious fangs!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5361 on: July 10, 2013, 09:34:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5362 on: July 10, 2013, 10:26:46 pm »
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on July 10, 2013, 03:36:45 pm
Maybe tequila is the best, but nothing says class like getting trashed on whiskey and adderall on your way to the gas station for toilet water.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5363 on: July 11, 2013, 02:27:05 pm »
Quote from: Drakale on July 11, 2013, 02:02:34 pm
Sufficiently advanced scientific literature is indistinguishable from sexual innuendo.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5364 on: July 11, 2013, 02:37:38 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on July 10, 2013, 10:26:46 pm
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on July 10, 2013, 03:36:45 pm
Maybe tequila is the best, but nothing says class like getting trashed on whiskey and adderall on your way to the gas station for toilet water.
Blast, I was gonna post that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5365 on: July 11, 2013, 02:44:22 pm »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on July 11, 2013, 02:37:38 pm
Quote from: SalmonGod on July 10, 2013, 10:26:46 pm
Quote from: UrbanGiraffe on July 10, 2013, 03:36:45 pm
Maybe tequila is the best, but nothing says class like getting trashed on whiskey and adderall on your way to the gas station for toilet water.
Blast, I was gonna post that.
Clearly the Cataclysm thread is an OOC quote gold mine. 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5366 on: July 11, 2013, 02:50:58 pm »
I was about to say, it really does seem to be dominating lately.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5367 on: July 11, 2013, 02:51:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5368 on: July 11, 2013, 05:22:49 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on July 11, 2013, 04:17:56 pm
Oops, wait, wrong account.

Quote from: Twiggie on July 11, 2013, 05:49:43 am
I know I managed to run myself over in my first driving experience doing that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5369 on: July 11, 2013, 06:09:59 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on July 11, 2013, 02:50:58 pm
I was about to say, it really does seem to be dominating lately.
It's been dominating since the thread started. That's what you get when people are encouraged to shoot up drugs for anything more strenuous than lifting a watering can. "Oops got to carry some heavy stuff back, guess I'd better snort 5 lines of cocaine and take a bunch of adderall" is the sort of stuff that would be funny without context.
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