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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5325 on: July 03, 2013, 08:10:21 pm »
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[18:08:50]   Shook   barkley is unquestionably the baldest dude whose face i have ever cropped out of a photo
[18:09:28]   Shook   the shine on his bald is so bald that the magic wand tool actually didn't include it in the selection
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5326 on: July 04, 2013, 02:45:43 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on July 04, 2013, 02:20:21 am
and you know that i /will/ include at least one pickup artist perverted and insane enough to want to bed your numerous tentacles
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5327 on: July 04, 2013, 07:53:06 am »
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14:49   Miauw   That's really average of you, G-Flex
14:49   __Wymar__   Don't you mean
14:49   __Wymar__   Mean
14:49   __Wymar__   B|
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5328 on: July 04, 2013, 10:07:18 am »
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<DutchIing> random wikipedia thing: "In Lacanian algebra, Φ stands for the imaginary phallus and also represents phallic signification. -Φ stands in for castration."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5329 on: July 04, 2013, 09:14:01 pm »
Quote from: lordcooper on August 21, 2011, 12:53:12 am
There's only so long you can have fun staring up a horses arse.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5330 on: July 05, 2013, 04:22:14 am »
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<Wrex> I polymorph into a sandwich
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5331 on: July 05, 2013, 07:22:11 am »
Quote from: Frumple on July 05, 2013, 06:19:35 am
That argument either underestimates Bat's neurosis or overestimates the psychological healing power of homosexual couples.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5332 on: July 05, 2013, 02:08:29 pm »
Quote from: Owlbread on July 05, 2013, 01:34:15 pm
I could feel myself lactating pure maple syrup at the sight of them.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5333 on: July 05, 2013, 06:53:40 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on July 05, 2013, 06:51:17 pm
Sausage butties for breakfast! Yum!
I'm so immature.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5334 on: July 06, 2013, 01:44:01 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5335 on: July 06, 2013, 07:01:46 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on July 06, 2013, 01:05:56 am
You misspelled "Meth and Cocaine".
Quote from: Girlinhat on July 06, 2013, 08:35:49 pm
While int does help you install bionics, so does cocaine.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5336 on: July 06, 2013, 11:24:33 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5337 on: July 07, 2013, 03:07:07 am »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on July 06, 2013, 09:17:41 pm
So cocaine lets you outrun bears, take down jabberwocks with the aid of a bow and a shrubbery, and helps you to install genetic-robotic enhancements on your own body without any extra knowledge, assistance, or extra anesthetics. Is there anything cocaine can not do? Should I just stockpile cocaine in case of a zombie apocalypse?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5338 on: July 07, 2013, 04:19:14 am »
Quote from: Aseaheru on July 06, 2013, 06:38:17 pm
No clue. All we really know about (their) skills is the enchantress is a magic ass and that they beat up an old man.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5339 on: July 07, 2013, 07:26:16 am »
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<Kagus> I wouldn't know too much about the intricacies of Swedish royal viking sausage parties.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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