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[ggamer]

Sexuality: spider

Hairy legs turn me on and spiders just have so many...

Spoiler: nsfw (click to show/hide)

[Steelmagic]

Sexuality: spider

Hairy legs turn me on and spiders just have so many...

Spoiler: nsfw (click to show/hide)

I should've guessed i should've known. Damn you brain, damn you arachnophobia.

[Neonivek]

I am afraid of Spiders but not through a computer screen.

[MaximumZero]

Sexuality: spider

Hairy legs turn me on and spiders just have so many...

What happens if I photoshop my legs onto a spider?

[ggamer]

Sexuality: spider

Hairy legs turn me on and spiders just have so many...

What happens if I photoshop my legs onto a spider?

[Loud Whispers]

Holy Arachnabuddha!
The OOC thread is taking OOC posts OOC!
It's a web of OOC!

[applesauce machine]

Weaponized Knowledge: rachel guess who's back
Weaponized Knowledge: it's marley the floating dick that was on vacation
Weaponized Knowledge: he always had good weed
Weaponized Knowledge: say hi to marley

[Weaponized Knowledge]

Holy Arachnabuddha!
The OOC thread is taking OOC posts OOC!
It's a web of OOC!

OOCception

Also:

applesalad: "get it, the metajoke is that we're pretending women have a sex drive lol"

[SalmonGod]

Remember to stretch appropriately before bending self into Clocktric Yoga poses.

It explodes violently the second it leaves your bioelectric field, shattering the toilet and filling your body with shrapnel. That's DRM for you.

[hops]

It explodes violently the second it leaves your bioelectric field, shattering the toilet and filling your body with shrapnel. That's DRM for you.

Relevant:

My sister had a smartphone. When she came home she forgot to sacrifice another child to it so it released the Trojans. I woke up to a Sunday morning seeing that the entire kitchen was sealed off by a giant wall manned by Phrygians. I was so freaking pissed, it took a bloody decade to get them out.
All because of that damned smartphone.

[Loud Whispers]

Go ahead, masturbate! Go ahead, speak your mind!

[Evilsx]

Weekend?

Weekend?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Sappho]

Quotes from a huge music festival full of my trippy hippie friends (United Islands in Prague):

Me: It looks like the 80s just took the stage.
Friend: (dramatic putting-on of sunglasses) The 80s never LEFT the stage.

(Female) friend: Oh, you don't want to cry one out. Masturbation is generally a lovely thing, but crying one out is just... (knowing look)

Slowly stomping down a grassy hill toward a stage with a slow metal-ish electro-ish bass beat playing, arms flailing and lips moving out of sync:

I AM GODZILLA! BEWARE PUNY HUMANS!

Friend: There's a booth over there with vintage arcade games and if you win you get FREE BEER!
Me: How do you actually *win* a vintage arcade game?

(There was no free beer.)

Me: I need to pee! I need to find a bush!
Friend: Don't you already have a bush?

[Kadzar]

It's a real problem in advanced math, where they assign those pidly little paperback texts, to say nothing of my grad courses where we don't even get textbooks. Last semester I had to take somebody down using only a graphing calculator, a .07mm mechanical pencil with eraser and a double sided cheatsheet. Extensive planning was involved.

[freeformschooler]

Butterscotch: one does not simply finish writing thank you cards