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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5220 on: June 09, 2013, 10:22:32 am »

HL3 confirmed
Sauce please. Also, why in this thread?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5221 on: June 09, 2013, 10:24:39 am »

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Sauce please. Also, why in this thread?
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(while playing doom) I was gonna say "burn in hell" but then I remembered we're already there.
You just put context in the quote.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5222 on: June 09, 2013, 10:53:39 am »

Oh. Yeah. Right. ALL MY HOPES AND DREAMS  :'(
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5223 on: June 09, 2013, 02:09:12 pm »

In the future cat-diseases will be used to make humans soldiers fearless.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5224 on: June 09, 2013, 09:06:59 pm »

Wow.  Why yes, you are a phallus in a man suit.
This I imagine could be part of something larger, or, as always, it could be porn.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5225 on: June 10, 2013, 03:07:33 am »

You could stick them in one of those oversized foam hand things first, with a little hole in the palm so the mullet sticks out. Then wham! Permanent spinal damage.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5226 on: June 10, 2013, 10:20:16 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5227 on: June 10, 2013, 10:55:08 am »

Quote from: A friend talking about an old PC RPG
So it sounds like my best chance of success is to kill everyone I meet so some wandering NPC won't wander into whatever the next dungeon I have to go to is, steal the Cutass of Plot Progression or some other misspelled shit and make me trade them everything I own for it, after I already went through the dungeon and beat all the bosses only to find the reward chest empty.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5228 on: June 10, 2013, 01:31:12 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5229 on: June 10, 2013, 02:16:43 pm »

I am of being? I have always wanted to have of being!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5230 on: June 10, 2013, 05:17:20 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5231 on: June 11, 2013, 01:32:56 pm »

Fortunately, setting Isran on fire with my voice was an acceptable substitute for talking to him. He opened the gates, too!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5232 on: June 11, 2013, 02:37:43 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5233 on: June 12, 2013, 01:21:57 am »

I think it eventually leads to roach killing, but that's after HUGE amounts of cannibalism.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5234 on: June 12, 2013, 12:33:31 pm »

We shall raise up our voices as one, and our cry shall be this!

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