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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757699 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5205 on: June 04, 2013, 07:27:40 pm »
Quote from: Mego on June 04, 2013, 05:47:45 pm
I have the weirdest hunger right now. I want *actual* cake. Not metaphorical sex cake, but actual cake.
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As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5206 on: June 05, 2013, 07:13:28 pm »
Quote from: Steelmagic on June 05, 2013, 02:20:58 pm
Second violin plays entirely underwater. That's hardcore.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5207 on: June 06, 2013, 07:15:36 am »
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<SomeStupidGuy> It's a question we've all asked ourselves from time to time. What would goat-me look like. :I
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5208 on: June 06, 2013, 11:05:17 am »
I'd be adorable.

Then again, so would everyone.

Goats are adorable.

* Descan hugs his goat and braids his beard.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5209 on: June 06, 2013, 11:37:17 am »
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<DrPoo> Belgian farts has a higher value on the markets than fucking gold or choclate.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5210 on: June 06, 2013, 02:32:43 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on June 06, 2013, 02:08:58 pm
It was the nose. Fucker was like Pinocchio.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5211 on: June 06, 2013, 08:33:01 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on June 06, 2013, 08:25:37 pm
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W-we just... wanted our...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5212 on: June 06, 2013, 08:55:12 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 06, 2013, 02:42:38 pm
If you weren't going full blast, full screen, full vomit while carving a goat into a head of cabbage you were doing it wrong.

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on June 06, 2013, 05:49:15 pm
Yes, I'll just put a bandaid between my teeth.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5213 on: June 07, 2013, 01:32:50 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on June 07, 2013, 01:30:51 pm
Short, it's a dick. This is notably on-topic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5214 on: June 07, 2013, 01:42:31 pm »
haw haw haw

i knew i'd finally get here somehow

not sure if i feel pride or shame right now
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5215 on: June 07, 2013, 01:43:03 pm »
you should feel both.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5216 on: June 07, 2013, 04:04:56 pm »
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(while playing doom) I was gonna say "burn in hell" but then I remembered we're already there.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on June 15, 2013, 03:22:15 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5217 on: June 08, 2013, 10:44:50 am »
Quote from: Weaponized Knowledge on June 07, 2013, 04:04:56 pm
Quote from: My Friend Raneman
(while playing doom) I was gonna say "burn in hell" but then I remembered we're already there.
You just put context in the quote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5218 on: June 08, 2013, 11:28:59 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on June 08, 2013, 10:44:50 am
Quote from: Weaponized Knowledge on June 07, 2013, 04:04:56 pm
Quote from: My Friend Raneman
(while playing doom) I was gonna say "burn in hell" but then I remembered we're already there.
You just put context in the quote.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on June 15, 2013, 03:22:15 pm
Fight to regain Kirby's liver before the pink puffball dies after days of grueling fever and jaundice.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5219 on: June 09, 2013, 10:08:40 am »
HL3 confirmed
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