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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757811 times)

Facekillz058

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5160 on: May 24, 2013, 08:16:39 pm »

It's almost like plastic isn't actually a very good material to make guns out of.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5161 on: May 25, 2013, 09:35:07 am »

So the correct way to regulate 3D printed guns is to arrest everyone who comes into hospital with no fingers.  Problem solved.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5163 on: May 25, 2013, 06:21:26 pm »

Need to add some form of diminishing return for killing children..
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5164 on: May 25, 2013, 07:31:30 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5165 on: May 25, 2013, 09:22:15 pm »

"You can't talk about ancient history without talking about anime."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5166 on: May 25, 2013, 10:39:27 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5167 on: May 26, 2013, 04:59:15 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5168 on: May 26, 2013, 12:00:18 pm »

Rule 32 of America.  There is a deep fried version of it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5169 on: May 26, 2013, 09:42:58 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5170 on: May 26, 2013, 09:54:21 pm »

Never before have I seen such desire for penis-derail.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5171 on: May 26, 2013, 11:02:41 pm »

Quote from: SomeStupidGuy
See, this is why I don't have a cat. They always beat me to making obvious jokes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5172 on: May 27, 2013, 08:12:49 pm »

If i was to be eaten i am to be served medium-rare with a side of brie cheese and a glass of strawberry wine. oh and executive attire, i ain't cheap.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5173 on: May 28, 2013, 12:43:48 pm »

how come i never get high when i lick you?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5174 on: May 28, 2013, 07:08:43 pm »

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