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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5130 on: May 17, 2013, 04:53:56 am »
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Dexexe1234: I don't think anyone is happy
Dexexe1234: about the blow up doll
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Dexexe1234: whenever I see a man with no shirt on
Dexexe1234: im gonna run over
Dexexe1234: laugh in their face
Dexexe1234: and go "YOUR NIPPLES ARE LAUGHABLE"
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5131 on: May 17, 2013, 01:34:08 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on May 17, 2013, 09:43:31 am
Ohioans respond: "Well fuck you, Mr. 'I'm-going-to-study-state-fuckin'-profanity-habits.' Asshole."

Almost profane enough to be accurate?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5132 on: May 17, 2013, 04:39:46 pm »
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[23:31] <smeding> i vaguely recall that they even have a nerve cluster in their butts
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It may be worthwhile to have the babies fall into ring of fortifications or windows, to prevent anyone from catching and saving them.
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[01:27] <Octomobile> MMM THATS GOOD FIST BUTTER

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5133 on: May 18, 2013, 06:43:15 am »
Quote from: Solifuge on May 18, 2013, 03:17:51 am
And then Xantalos discovered the secret to winning at incest.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5134 on: May 18, 2013, 07:22:59 am »
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Kaarina Frainla says, "No stupid innuendo. No suggestive comments. No showing them your drill."

Had a ridiculous amount of things to choose from, but this tickled me the most.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5135 on: May 18, 2013, 08:23:09 am »
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<Twi> That is Some Stupid Guy of a mnee to- nom-you-r account basis!
Not that it made much more sense in context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5136 on: May 18, 2013, 11:48:32 am »
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<Flex> I'll access /your/ private member
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<MrWillsauce> score! got a condom :D
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5137 on: May 18, 2013, 01:20:49 pm »
Quote from: Vector on May 18, 2013, 12:53:07 am
. . . MY SECRET IS OUT

I'M NOT JACKIE CHAN AT ALL
Figured I'd preserve this quote for amusing posterity.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5138 on: May 18, 2013, 01:32:08 pm »
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Solifuge: How do you teach a dog to Heil?
BroodyMoods: It's not that hard. Dogs are inclined toward National Socialism.
Sluggo: That's why cat's rule.
BroodyMoods: Actually no, cats are oppressed under the Iron Paw of the German Shepherd.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5139 on: May 19, 2013, 02:14:51 am »
Quote from: Max White on May 18, 2013, 10:42:40 pm
Look, I know people don't like Hitler, but there isn't a single historical account of him pushing in line! You have to be reasonable about these things.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5140 on: May 19, 2013, 02:27:27 am »
So that got me thinking, how often do I come up in this thread.
* Max White Reads a few page back.

Holy shit, I don't even remember half the pointless crap I say. Its like I don't even think before posting...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5141 on: May 19, 2013, 08:42:50 am »
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<Skyrunner> Plasma?
<Skyrunner> Plasma is when all the atoms are very excited
<Skyrunner> so excited that they fling away all their electrons.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5142 on: May 19, 2013, 12:34:35 pm »
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[19:32] <MrWillsauce> I really need to improve my condom collection
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It may be worthwhile to have the babies fall into ring of fortifications or windows, to prevent anyone from catching and saving them.
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[01:27] <Octomobile> MMM THATS GOOD FIST BUTTER

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5143 on: May 19, 2013, 12:53:44 pm »
[19:32] <Shinotsa> Willsauce's entire condom collection won't protect him from a blade

[22:01] <Solifuge> NAKED GOKU NINJA TIME
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5144 on: May 19, 2013, 07:25:52 pm »
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ChillBroBaggins69: All those asses just
ChillBroBaggins69: Sitting there
ChillBroBaggins69: Quivering
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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