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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757882 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5100 on: May 12, 2013, 08:42:03 am »
Quote from: Max White on May 12, 2013, 07:58:37 am
Look, I have been meaning to talk to you... You see... I'm married to a beautiful woman named David Bowie. She has a wonderful singing voice and is lord of an evil league. She makes me so happy.
Conveniently also confusing without metacontext.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5101 on: May 12, 2013, 06:15:25 pm »
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SenseiB12: your mother is so classless, she could be a marxist utopia
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5102 on: May 12, 2013, 06:56:57 pm »
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[00:53:36] Dane Harner: Technically this book is a weapon, mom always said if I threw this book hard enough that I could have someone's eye...
[00:53:37] Henry Åström: For I have disarmed the evil warlock with a protective spell.
[00:53:37] Nate Pappalardo: Lighting your farts with a lighter has just become that much more intense.
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Quote from: Kamin on August 18, 2012, 08:38:00 pm
Wow, that's actually really friggin' awesome looking.
Quote from: darkrider2 on August 17, 2012, 12:40:11 pm
That is brilliant.
Quote from: Kamin on August 17, 2012, 08:42:30 pm
That is hilarious, Ashton. I love it.
Quote from: Ifeno on August 17, 2012, 10:50:08 am
OMG yes!!!  Thank you!!!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5103 on: May 12, 2013, 10:27:16 pm »
<Red``>: It was like, he goes home, gets changed, and goes off to his other job, which just so happens to be an undead overlord
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5104 on: May 12, 2013, 11:09:31 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on May 12, 2013, 11:08:46 pm
And go ahead and put that in the Out of Context thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5105 on: May 13, 2013, 12:04:32 am »
Quote from: misko27 on May 12, 2013, 10:13:18 pm
But the idea of a omnipotent all-seeing future mother-in-law being disappointed in you inability to bear progeny is too fun to drop.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5106 on: May 13, 2013, 02:34:33 am »
Don't normally do this, but it was lost in a report-purge, and I was rather proud of it.

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Quote from: YiffInHell on May 13, 2013, 02:01:13 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5107 on: May 13, 2013, 03:55:01 am »
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<alway> after much thought and discussion, myself and sky have come to a conclusion:
<alway> water flows downhill
<Wymar_> Lies and slander.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5108 on: May 13, 2013, 05:30:36 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5109 on: May 14, 2013, 12:08:09 am »
<Remalle>: Just in case we all spontaneously turn into females.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5110 on: May 14, 2013, 06:32:33 am »
Quote from: Frumple on May 14, 2013, 06:24:27 am
Imagine a clown did a magic trick, only instead of pulling diaphanous silk out of its sleeves, that thing came out. Picture that, and despair.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5111 on: May 14, 2013, 09:06:56 am »
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When Im having a bowl of chicken soup, it really upsets me when it smells like gasoline and oil, and feels like icy cold air blasting me in the face and I'm barely able to stay on my seat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5112 on: May 14, 2013, 09:45:59 am »
"Just because you have a picture of you filing that doesn't mean it was filed."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5113 on: May 14, 2013, 10:18:15 am »
How do they distinguish real photos from criminal photoshop now?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5114 on: May 14, 2013, 02:01:09 pm »
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
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