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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5085 on: May 10, 2013, 01:32:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5086 on: May 10, 2013, 02:34:59 pm »
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It also shows up on a search for "penis".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5087 on: May 10, 2013, 03:15:00 pm »
Okay, I'd like to apologize to Giant Badger. I sprayed him with polytrinic acid because there was some confusion. The botanist had approached me with a hatchet, and I got confused when he ran away and the GB as the chef ran up. Then later, he attacked me for attacking him and I sprayed him quite a bit. Not cool of me. Thankfully, I didn't kill him, but still. It wasn't cool.

I'm sorry. The whole situation was a misunderstanding and I reacted poorly.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5088 on: May 10, 2013, 03:28:32 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on May 10, 2013, 03:15:00 pm
Okay, I'd like to apologize to Giant Badger. I sprayed him with polytrinic acid because there was some confusion. The botanist had approached me with a hatchet, and I got confused when he ran away and the GB as the chef ran up. Then later, he attacked me for attacking him and I sprayed him quite a bit. Not cool of me. Thankfully, I didn't kill him, but still. It wasn't cool.

I'm sorry. The whole situation was a misunderstanding and I reacted poorly.

This isn't the SS13 thread, Hans.

Though... that does make for a very good quote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5089 on: May 10, 2013, 07:03:53 pm »
How did...? MAGIC. o.o
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5090 on: May 10, 2013, 10:42:36 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5091 on: May 10, 2013, 11:30:07 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5092 on: May 10, 2013, 11:40:48 pm »
I like imagining that all of these quotes are in reply to each other, for extra lack of context :3
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5093 on: May 11, 2013, 11:19:46 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5094 on: May 11, 2013, 11:42:34 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5095 on: May 11, 2013, 03:37:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5096 on: May 11, 2013, 05:30:15 pm »
Quote from: Mookzen on May 11, 2013, 05:29:01 pm
Cocaine and meth makes any scenario more entertaining for some reason.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5097 on: May 11, 2013, 08:21:35 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5098 on: May 11, 2013, 08:31:03 pm »
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Quote from: Mookzen on May 11, 2013, 05:29:01 pm
Cocaine and meth makes any scenario more entertaining for some reason.
Is it wrong that I immediately knew the context of that even before checking?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5099 on: May 12, 2013, 02:25:46 am »
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