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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5070 on: May 06, 2013, 07:56:31 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5071 on: May 06, 2013, 08:33:51 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5072 on: May 06, 2013, 09:58:06 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 06, 2013, 05:31:33 pm
This has been vexing me for quite a while... Where are you guys even discussing this stuff?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5073 on: May 07, 2013, 09:44:15 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5074 on: May 07, 2013, 01:47:18 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on May 07, 2013, 01:42:22 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5075 on: May 08, 2013, 04:55:26 am »
Quote from: Glowcat on May 06, 2013, 09:58:06 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 06, 2013, 05:31:33 pm
This has been vexing me for quite a while... Where are you guys even discussing this stuff?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5076 on: May 08, 2013, 12:01:43 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5077 on: May 08, 2013, 06:16:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5078 on: May 08, 2013, 11:54:00 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on May 08, 2013, 11:09:28 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5079 on: May 09, 2013, 12:19:33 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5080 on: May 09, 2013, 12:21:54 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on May 08, 2013, 04:55:26 am
Quote from: Glowcat on May 06, 2013, 09:58:06 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 06, 2013, 05:31:33 pm
This has been vexing me for quite a while... Where are you guys even discussing this stuff?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5081 on: May 09, 2013, 11:32:48 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5082 on: May 09, 2013, 03:37:44 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 08, 2013, 01:27:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5083 on: May 10, 2013, 08:25:43 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5084 on: May 10, 2013, 12:29:36 pm »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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