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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5025 on: April 27, 2013, 11:59:21 pm »
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I expect to be visiting the dream thread tomorrow talking about flying dick-cats dressed like Holmes and Watson.
Damn it.  You were just using that as a bait for this thread, weren't you?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5026 on: April 28, 2013, 04:06:22 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5027 on: April 28, 2013, 06:51:08 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5028 on: April 28, 2013, 07:38:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5029 on: April 28, 2013, 07:44:04 pm »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on April 28, 2013, 07:44:40 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5030 on: April 28, 2013, 08:03:17 pm »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 27, 2013, 01:45:32 am
Guys..GUYS! I THINK we need to tone the awesomeness in this thread back a few dozen notches. We keep going like this, we're going to be donkey-punching chuck norris through spacetime and causing some unfortunate events for hitler.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5031 on: April 28, 2013, 11:32:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5032 on: April 29, 2013, 10:04:31 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5033 on: April 29, 2013, 11:23:16 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on April 29, 2013, 11:15:23 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5034 on: April 29, 2013, 11:46:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5035 on: April 30, 2013, 01:14:31 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on April 30, 2013, 12:25:58 am
The maker of Soylent obviously wants to be a planet person.
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5036 on: April 30, 2013, 09:56:25 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on April 29, 2013, 03:52:47 pm
NOT IF YOU'RE DRIVING A SUPERCHARGED BATTLEBUS HAULING SEVENTY TONNES OF DRUGS AT THREE HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5037 on: April 30, 2013, 05:18:32 pm »
Quote from: Solifuge on April 30, 2013, 04:50:50 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5038 on: April 30, 2013, 05:20:14 pm »
Quote from: Ameablable on April 30, 2013, 05:19:37 pm
Just threaten everyone with weapons of ass destruction
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5039 on: April 30, 2013, 09:58:50 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 30, 2013, 07:45:35 pm
Their uranium is actually a ball of duct tape painted day-glo green.
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