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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1758039 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5010 on: April 23, 2013, 11:24:16 pm »
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This is just the start of a top-secret French military program on the weaponization of homosexuality.
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5011 on: April 24, 2013, 04:22:51 am »
Quote from: mainiac on April 24, 2013, 01:49:47 am
My girlfriend once hit a car with her car.  She thought it was moving out of the way but suddenly it planted it's feet and was all like "Our house!" in the middle of the street.


Quote from: Pnx on April 23, 2013, 08:49:14 pm
One does not simply food into NorKor?

Quote from: Aqizzar on April 23, 2013, 09:18:04 pm
Are we psychoanalyzing baking now?  Because that would be awesome.

I love making cheesecakes, somebody tell me how fucked up I am.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2013, 04:28:38 am by Lightningfalcon »
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Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum circo vincendarum
Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5012 on: April 24, 2013, 01:52:09 pm »
Quote from: Max White on April 23, 2013, 03:11:41 am
I had a NES. You all remember the NES? That grey box filled with mystery and pain?
Never broke a single controller...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5013 on: April 24, 2013, 05:53:22 pm »
Quote from: Friend of mine in real life
I've been crying wolf all my life, and now the wolf is in some chick's belly!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5014 on: April 24, 2013, 07:48:50 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 24, 2013, 03:52:42 pm
That was a test to determine your honey badgerism. You failed.
/disapprovingfrown

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 22, 2013, 12:52:54 pm
SHOW HIM HOW A REAL MAN MAULS GENITALS!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5015 on: April 24, 2013, 07:51:54 pm »
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Dermonster: The magic comes back and we are the heralds of the new age.
Dermonster: First goal: Pancakes
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5016 on: April 24, 2013, 11:13:47 pm »
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{J.O.G.} Weaponized Knowledge: and then a group of people became 12:30
{J.O.G.} Weaponized Knowledge: i'm a monster
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THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5017 on: April 25, 2013, 01:03:48 am »
Quote from: Frumple on April 24, 2013, 08:40:52 pm
Our lord is an awesome lord of manlove.

Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 24, 2013, 03:36:37 pm
Spring loaded. Or perhaps that would not provide an age proof way of flinging salted fish at would be robbers and archaeologists.

Just imagine that. 3000 years from now they dig up a tomb and suddenly it's raining fish. Hallelujah.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2013, 01:54:04 am by SalmonGod »
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As the end will come so soon
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5018 on: April 25, 2013, 03:28:36 am »
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applesalad: don;t try to dress up your scorpion handjob as a "death-defying stunt"
applesalad: you're getting a fucking scorpion handjob
applesalad: you're not fooling anyone
The thread rules are just a suggestion right?
*ducks out*
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5019 on: April 26, 2013, 03:03:00 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 25, 2013, 10:18:13 pm
Bonding over the prospects of potentially being killed by a can of shaving cream is better than no bonding, certainly.

Quote from: Knight of Fools on April 26, 2013, 03:02:40 am
Duck Faces healthier than Nickelodeon, expert says. Details at 11.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2013, 03:04:55 am by SalmonGod »
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5020 on: April 26, 2013, 08:31:10 pm »
Quote from: DarkerDark on April 26, 2013, 08:08:36 pm
Is that a chicken he's waving around?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5021 on: April 26, 2013, 11:25:44 pm »
Quote from: Solifuge stream
Dying is a way to test whether a bullet kills you or not
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5022 on: April 27, 2013, 05:34:59 am »
Quote from: Frumple on April 27, 2013, 05:07:50 am
S'like looking behind the proverbial curtain and instead of finding a wizard you find some jackass buggering a piggybank :-\
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5023 on: April 27, 2013, 08:44:25 am »
Quote from: SalmonGod on April 27, 2013, 08:38:42 am
All I can find are pictures of deformed people.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5024 on: April 27, 2013, 11:56:49 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 27, 2013, 11:46:46 pm
I expect to be visiting the dream thread tomorrow talking about flying dick-cats dressed like Holmes and Watson.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.
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