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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1758024 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4995 on: April 21, 2013, 10:34:38 am »
Quote from: Frumple on April 21, 2013, 10:02:44 am
Sex is a Merlin soda.

So yeah. Load up on the Seven Dick Surprise. So long as the surprise isn't the clap.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4996 on: April 21, 2013, 10:51:31 am »
Quote from: Max White on April 21, 2013, 08:26:21 am
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To shit post is my real test
To spam is my cause!

I will comment every thread
regardless of content
To post the most on bay12
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In my post count you will drown!
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You know that its true
One day I will out post you!!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4997 on: April 21, 2013, 12:05:31 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 20, 2013, 07:36:34 pm
You're going to have to ask Vector about that. She's the only one who can get away with dividing by zero.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4998 on: April 21, 2013, 01:09:40 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 21, 2013, 10:51:31 am
Quote from: Max White on April 21, 2013, 08:26:21 am
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To shit post is my real test
To spam is my cause!

I will comment every thread
regardless of content
To post the most on bay12
is my true intent!

Toonyman!
Oh, your going down!
In my post count you will drown!
Toonyman!
You know that its true
One day I will out post you!!!

Fighting the urge to put this to song, then upload it to Soundcloud.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4999 on: April 21, 2013, 01:57:52 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on April 21, 2013, 10:02:44 am
Sex is a Merlin soda.
Wait.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5000 on: April 21, 2013, 11:59:29 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5001 on: April 22, 2013, 12:13:48 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 22, 2013, 12:13:05 am
Clearly google wants you to become an anorexic homosexual terrorist and terrorize women's breasts and eyes with your amazing anti-mexican speeches.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5002 on: April 22, 2013, 02:46:55 am »
 
Quote from: SalmonGod on April 22, 2013, 02:19:07 am
My gender-neutral pronoun of choice from now on shall be "shit".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5003 on: April 22, 2013, 08:08:01 am »
Quote from: Max White on April 22, 2013, 08:06:35 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5004 on: April 22, 2013, 04:18:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5005 on: April 22, 2013, 05:56:30 pm »
Quote from: mross on April 22, 2013, 08:08:33 am
Nothing to do with it being an objectively terrible word.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5006 on: April 23, 2013, 12:50:42 pm »
Quote from: Willfor on April 23, 2013, 11:38:16 am
As a Canadian, one time I was at the apartment my band lives at and they'd spilled razor blades all over their floor. Does this count?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5007 on: April 23, 2013, 04:51:44 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5008 on: April 23, 2013, 04:59:46 pm »
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Quote from: scriver on April 23, 2013, 04:33:38 pm
...But the last frosted cake I got was from my grandmother.
You sick sick bugger.

And I had to share it with the rest of my and my aunt's family! :'(

If it's any consolation, my grandmother taught my father and me everything we know about cakecraft. My mom and I have also made a cake before, but it was weird and spongy and marbled with strawberry and lime jello (there was no frosting, but it was served with homemade vanilla whipped cream, if that counts). Also, she may have been drunk at the time.

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You're all sick and twisted. Once I am elected to high office, I am going to ban cake for the sake of our children.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5009 on: April 23, 2013, 07:40:54 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on April 23, 2013, 06:57:29 pm
I just got done baking a cake.

Chocolate cake.  Chocolate pudding mix in with the cake mix.  White chocolate ganache.

What does that say about my sex life?
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