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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4980 on: April 17, 2013, 01:52:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4981 on: April 18, 2013, 06:53:06 am »
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So, how exactly does someone make Turkey Gizzard Pie?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4982 on: April 18, 2013, 01:57:24 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on April 18, 2013, 01:00:16 pm
It's like April Fools' only with more screaming and blood and poison.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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As the end will come so soon
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4983 on: April 18, 2013, 07:00:57 pm »
Quote from: Akura on April 18, 2013, 03:27:29 pm
Kinda like Alaska, just a less, though not entirely removed, possibility of being mauled by a polar bear.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4984 on: April 18, 2013, 07:46:17 pm »
Quote from: Shook on April 18, 2013, 06:26:53 pm
Eyebro' king would indeed be displeased to be overking'd, however it is a superior kings natural kingstinct to wear lesser kings as hats. In the case of really dominant kings, this results in what among professionals is known as a king tower. Also, in the impossible event that an infinite king is present, a kingularity will result, because the kingsity has exceeded the permitted amount in reality.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4985 on: April 18, 2013, 08:02:35 pm »
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on April 18, 2013, 03:44:54 pm
Maybe the Public Transport is haunted by rascism ghosts?
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4986 on: April 19, 2013, 01:24:54 am »
Quote from: Frumple on April 19, 2013, 01:18:44 am
I mean... I guess if there was consent or something. But it'd be kinda' like wearing a suit made of naked midgets and I'm afraid it's going to take a great deal of social change before I find myself comfortable with that prospect.

Quote from: Frumple on April 19, 2013, 01:23:14 am
Now it's not just naked squirming midgets, it's naked squirming midget cyborgs.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4987 on: April 19, 2013, 08:29:40 am »
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   We'll see if that ever happens though
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4988 on: April 19, 2013, 01:08:31 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4989 on: April 19, 2013, 09:15:00 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on April 19, 2013, 01:18:44 am
Basically, insofar as I'm concerned, by the damned gods that shirt is not a girl shirt until it grows a pair of functioning tits.

Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 19, 2013, 08:13:04 pm
Lovely, we're going to be literally made out of recycled jellybean.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4990 on: April 20, 2013, 07:19:12 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4991 on: April 20, 2013, 07:36:10 pm »
Quote from: Toady One on April 20, 2013, 07:30:43 pm
Regarding fonts and all that, please try to keep this on track, whatever that means
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4992 on: April 20, 2013, 11:38:14 pm »
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<Shinotsa> I learned it in the neurobio class!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4993 on: April 20, 2013, 11:51:08 pm »
Quote from: Kadzar on April 20, 2013, 11:27:03 pm
Yeah, any city we're corgis serve you tea from atop their heads sounds pretty cool.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4994 on: April 21, 2013, 06:17:17 am »
Quote from: Max White on April 21, 2013, 05:57:16 am
Damn it USA, you had one job! One tiny job! All you had to do was fuel technology with insane military projects! Why is that too much to ask? That helicarrier isn't going to just build itself! Those plasma pistols don't just grow on trees! You don't just find super mutants wandering around in magical pixie forests! All we ask is that you claim the moon and then find some way to effectively weaponize it! I don't even care if you are using scientists from some place escaping a fascist dictator, just get it done!
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