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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4950 on: April 09, 2013, 10:19:04 pm »
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4951 on: April 10, 2013, 12:55:20 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on April 10, 2013, 09:52:40 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4952 on: April 11, 2013, 03:35:29 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4953 on: April 11, 2013, 05:44:11 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 10, 2013, 11:40:02 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4954 on: April 11, 2013, 08:51:21 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on April 11, 2013, 05:50:11 pm
D: You get to say you feel old when your prostate's bigger than your brain.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4955 on: April 11, 2013, 11:27:11 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4956 on: April 12, 2013, 02:41:37 am »
Quote from: Max White on April 12, 2013, 02:37:40 am
That is because you are looking at it. As long as you look at the cakebird, all you will ever see is a hat.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4957 on: April 12, 2013, 05:47:18 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4958 on: April 12, 2013, 03:12:11 pm »
Quote from: werty892 on April 12, 2013, 07:35:23 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4959 on: April 12, 2013, 10:02:36 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on April 12, 2013, 09:37:07 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4960 on: April 12, 2013, 11:48:33 pm »
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PSI: (And then it manages to seduce the universe, and then it has sex with it...)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4961 on: April 12, 2013, 11:53:41 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4962 on: April 13, 2013, 10:15:43 am »
Quote from: Frumple on April 12, 2013, 04:37:44 pm
I was thinking, just. Y'know. If you do a little shimmy Uncle Sam's going to molest your pockets for booze money.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4963 on: April 13, 2013, 04:49:51 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4964 on: April 14, 2013, 02:40:43 pm »
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