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[Loud Whispers]

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few spines... I'm not a very good cook.

[applesauce machine]

{J.O.G} Weaponized Knowledge: it's about a princess who's actually a bomb dropped on nagisaki and i dont fucking know

{J.O.G} Weaponized Knowledge: I'll be needing talc, gypsum, calcite, and a playboy

[Mr Space Cat]

I think we have quite a few selection in the cities other than zombies: lots of zombies, tons of zombies, shitfucking tons of zombie, zillion shitfucking megafucking tons of zombies, et cetera.

[DrPoo]

<Sky> Yet the numbers are still off. The culprit seems to be the normal distribution...
<Reudh> try eucalyptus rub, works for me

Never mind me talking about more computer stuff. <_< >_>
LOOK! A PRETTY MOTH!

Egads! Reudh is a fucking genius! Fixing programming issues with natural remedies!

[Andux]

From Slashdot:

My own mother is a 4 year old Linux user

Your mother is only 4 years old?

[Max White]

I've been holding up a giant poster with his naked body not 20 minutes ago.

Actually, it was ever better in context...

[penguinofhonor]

This is possibly the first Mary Sue that I have seen that is also a fuel station.

[Loud Whispers]

What? I was talking about the helicopter porn.
I'm not some nerdy weirdo.

[Solifuge]

Solifuge   Either A) He's really glad to have a friend like you
Solifuge   or B) He's interested
Solifuge   or C) He's manic about turkeys
vector   or C) he's a pathological liar
Solifuge   OR THAT YOU PESSEMIST
vector   ... C) He's sexually interested in turkeys
Solifuge   Oh dear god it gets worse
vector   C) he's really glad to have a friend like me that will help him gain sexual access to turkeys
vector   He saw me put that guy in a full Nelson and knew I was the right gal for the job
vector   Noooo
vector   And now he's making the soundtrack
vector   To turkey-fucking

[Xantalos]

If FPS weren't an issue, I might get more serious about my idle idea to try to fireproof dwarfs with carefully controlled body fat melting, and then put magma mist generators at all entrances, choke points, major intersections, and meeting areas.  Not even have a military, just the very air inside the fortress is on fire all the time.

Humans exercise to lose weight. Dwarves just walk through magma.

[Descan]

And nineteen-inch racks.

[miauw62]

17:52 - Pichu399: Communism skill tree.

[Pnx]

Solifuge   Either A) He's really glad to have a friend like you
Solifuge   or B) He's interested
Solifuge   or C) He's manic about turkeys
vector   or C) he's a pathological liar
Solifuge   OR THAT YOU PESSEMIST
vector   ... C) He's sexually interested in turkeys
Solifuge   Oh dear god it gets worse
vector   C) he's really glad to have a friend like me that will help him gain sexual access to turkeys
vector   He saw me put that guy in a full Nelson and knew I was the right gal for the job
vector   Noooo
vector   And now he's making the soundtrack
vector   To turkey-fucking

... Vector seems to lead a very interesting romantic life... I certainly hope my romantic life is never that interesting.

[RedKing]

Hello, Janet.

Yes, come over here and eat me, I swear that it's not a trap.

[Corai]

I love you guys too.

*hugs Corai in such a way that let's me take the gun from...her? hands*

Amateurs.