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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757853 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4875 on: March 28, 2013, 10:18:32 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on March 28, 2013, 09:57:16 pm
The chest of this god would probably be some horrific Frankensteinian mishmash of Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Martin Luther King Jr., George Washington, and the Viking at Stamford Bridge.
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4876 on: March 29, 2013, 01:16:26 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on March 29, 2013, 12:17:01 am
Man, I ended up drinking responsibly and having fun without any risk to myself of harm or embarrassment. That did not go according to plan.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4877 on: March 29, 2013, 02:26:56 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on March 29, 2013, 02:24:23 am
My usual genitalia tactics do not work here.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4878 on: March 29, 2013, 02:35:21 am »
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MrWillsauce   if everything that's in Dwarf Fortress is supported and advocated by Tarn Adams
15:33   MrWillsauce   he's a messed up man
15:33   Glowcat   Tarn Adams wants to steal babies?
15:33   MrWillsauce   Tarn Adams wants to /be/ babies
15:33   Glowcat   Oh my god... Tarn Adams is David Bowie
« Last Edit: March 29, 2013, 02:37:35 am by Kamin »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4879 on: March 29, 2013, 02:38:52 am »
For the record I did not say "messed up" man.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4880 on: March 29, 2013, 02:46:37 am »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on March 29, 2013, 02:38:52 am
For the record I did not say "messed up" man.
What you said was vulgar. I edited it. The revised wording does nothing to take away from the rest of the conversation as a whole. Actually, it makes it much more palatable.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4881 on: March 29, 2013, 03:00:22 am »
For the record my quotes made up 20% of the last page. I am a hero.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4882 on: March 29, 2013, 03:04:07 am »
Yes, it's quite the...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4883 on: March 29, 2013, 03:05:25 am »
All you need now is a tragic back story and some tights!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4884 on: March 29, 2013, 04:15:00 am »
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17:13   MrWillsauce   by "main betch" do you mean your mother?
17:13   Reudh   no, he means his girlfriend/woman he does the horizontal folk dance with
17:13   MrWillsauce   ...who isn't his mother?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4885 on: March 29, 2013, 10:56:01 am »
Quote from: misko27 on March 07, 2013, 02:59:14 pm
50 yr old cracker probably is VERY hard.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4886 on: March 29, 2013, 02:29:18 pm »
Quote from: FearfulJesuit on March 29, 2013, 02:23:06 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4887 on: March 29, 2013, 04:16:48 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4888 on: March 29, 2013, 05:03:03 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on March 29, 2013, 04:07:33 pm
They're only dismayed because people keep shoving metal spikes into their eyes and mouths.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4889 on: March 30, 2013, 12:50:46 am »
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{J.O.G} Weaponized Knowledge: i just sign up with a sharklasers email rite?
Edit: Um. Welp. Thought he was joking about that.
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