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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757831 times)

miauw62

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4860 on: March 25, 2013, 11:24:12 am »
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The kind of game I like.

The kind of game with butts.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4861 on: March 25, 2013, 12:07:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4862 on: March 25, 2013, 07:14:05 pm »
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Dutchling: does that mean Russians are gays on unicycles?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4863 on: March 25, 2013, 08:02:12 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4864 on: March 26, 2013, 02:12:57 am »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on March 26, 2013, 02:07:23 am
If English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4865 on: March 26, 2013, 09:42:01 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on March 26, 2013, 02:11:30 pm
Then Joe Biden and his wife drove past and we had a discussion with them. They were dismayed that they had missed the bacon, and I was absolutely pissed that I had missed an opportunity to eat bacon with the vice president and his wife.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4866 on: March 26, 2013, 11:38:43 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4867 on: March 27, 2013, 02:36:57 am »
Quote from: RedKing on March 26, 2013, 11:03:19 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4868 on: March 27, 2013, 08:29:39 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4869 on: March 27, 2013, 05:02:27 pm »
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And, yeah, countries with higher populations of atheists are total horror shows full of baby eating and kitten prostitution...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4870 on: March 27, 2013, 05:17:33 pm »
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Quote from: Corai on March 27, 2013, 05:02:27 pm
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And, yeah, countries with higher populations of atheists are total horror shows full of baby eating and kitten prostitution...
I now want to know the source of that.

Sounds lie it's off of the comments section of FSTDT...

Winner is you!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4871 on: March 27, 2013, 09:22:38 pm »
Quote from: Max White on March 27, 2013, 01:03:37 am
I'm super Jesus. I'm like if Jesus made sweet love to a bald eagle that was weeping a single manly tear.
But in a total non-homoerotic way.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4872 on: March 28, 2013, 12:50:31 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on March 26, 2013, 07:28:24 pm
He looks beautiful. They kept his hair. He is everything I have ever wanted in a troll.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4873 on: March 28, 2013, 10:16:34 am »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on March 28, 2013, 09:01:29 am
It wouldn't be a text-based adventure game if you couldn't try to fuck every single thing you find.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4874 on: March 28, 2013, 09:31:25 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on March 28, 2013, 04:53:49 pm
My room was a pancake for days and days.
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