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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757806 times)

Kadzar

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4845 on: March 23, 2013, 02:20:06 pm »

"IT'S THE BEES." Trevor the traction engine said.
This is why we don't give trains human faces that are susceptible to bee stings.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4846 on: March 23, 2013, 02:49:40 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4847 on: March 23, 2013, 06:20:01 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4848 on: March 23, 2013, 07:47:18 pm »

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{J.O.G} Weaponized Knowledge: My dum dums mystery flavor turned out to be dog food
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4849 on: March 23, 2013, 08:55:24 pm »

So, the answer to How To Be a Good Monk is "be a skeletal sperm whale". - Grek
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4850 on: March 23, 2013, 09:01:16 pm »

I love Grek.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4851 on: March 23, 2013, 10:50:59 pm »

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[11:49:09 PM] {J.O.G} Weaponized Knowledge: last time i tried homestuck
[11:49:17 PM] {J.O.G} Weaponized Knowledge: i cried and told kyle "I DONT WANNA BE JOHN EGBERT"

He's just. Just so quotable.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4852 on: March 23, 2013, 11:01:24 pm »

Kill him, he hasn't shared enough today!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4853 on: March 24, 2013, 03:31:33 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4854 on: March 24, 2013, 03:41:49 am »

17:30:09 - Alexor - Soon I will form a coccoon out of hardened sarcasm, and then emerge in six months as a beautify snarkerfly.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4855 on: March 24, 2013, 02:31:17 pm »

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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4856 on: March 24, 2013, 04:31:21 pm »

Now repent non-believers or be smothered by his blueberry flavored bottom.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4857 on: March 24, 2013, 10:03:09 pm »

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Chrom-Sama: ...
Chrom-Sama: NPC SHOPS ARE UNFAIR
Chrom-Sama: THEY DESTROY THE ECONOMY
Furtuka: CAPITALISM HO
Chrom-Sama: THEY OVERPRICE ITEMS FOR HEROS
Chrom-Sama: I MEAN LIKE
Chrom-Sama: PIZZA'S ARE USUALLY ABOUT A MILLION GOLD
Chrom-Sama: LIKE REALLY?
Chrom-Sama: NO ONE CAN COMPETE!
Furtuka: WELL OTHERWISE THEY'LL WIND UP LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX
Chrom-Sama: I SAY, PROTEST ON WALL STREET!
Chrom-Sama: WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER NPC'S?
Chrom-Sama: THEY ALL ARE IN CARDBOARD BOXES
Chrom-Sama: THE RICH RPG SHOPOWNERS HAVE UNTOLD MANSIONS
Chrom-Sama: I MEAN. ANNA THE MERCHANT IS A GOD
Chrom-Sama: DOES THAT TELL YOU HOW MUCH MONEY THEY GET?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4858 on: March 24, 2013, 10:03:55 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4859 on: March 24, 2013, 10:05:29 pm »

I think all the money created a singularity.
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