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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4815 on: March 18, 2013, 02:57:33 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4816 on: March 18, 2013, 08:09:50 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on March 18, 2013, 07:57:29 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4817 on: March 19, 2013, 04:24:39 am »
Quote from: Darvi on March 19, 2013, 04:21:30 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4818 on: March 19, 2013, 07:14:29 am »
Quote from: Tellemurius on March 19, 2013, 12:55:48 am
Cthulhu himself can't stand in that shit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4819 on: March 19, 2013, 04:05:45 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4820 on: March 19, 2013, 08:45:51 pm »
Quote from: from this guy regarding this one message on this one site
  He can marry Twilight and I’ll dive for the bouquet at their wedding, but I’m still gonna draw porn of her afterwords.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4821 on: March 20, 2013, 01:01:36 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4822 on: March 20, 2013, 09:22:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4823 on: March 21, 2013, 12:57:33 pm »
OOC: ZoomZoll: DICKTATOR
OOC: Miauw62: Spawn somebody as a dick.
OOC: Miauw62: Make him traitor
OOC: Donuts223: Dicktator probs has a small dick. :3
OOC: Kisame12794: Wat.
OOC: Miauw62: ???
OOC: Miauw62: Profit
OOC: ZoomZoll: IMMA BE THE DICK
OOC: Donuts223: So ZoomZoll is the Dick with the small Dicktator?
OOC: ZoomZoll: YESS
OOC: Kisame12794: Waaaaat.
OOC: ZoomZoll: I NEED MY OWN LUXURY CHAIR AND RAUM
OOC: Donuts223: Only if you're clown/mime xD
OOC: ZoomZoll: AND I WILL PUT YOU TO LICK MY FINGER TIPS
OOC: Miauw62: So, is someboedy going to be botanist?
OOC: ZoomZoll: IMMA BE AN ASSISTANT
OOC: Donuts223: It'll probably end with the AI getting uploaded with "Dicktators are not human"
OOC: ZoomZoll: THE BEST DICKTATOR
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4824 on: March 21, 2013, 04:50:58 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on March 21, 2013, 11:48:43 am
And that's why America will always beat the communists. We don't challenge people to cage fights with potatoes.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4825 on: March 21, 2013, 07:18:04 pm »
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Karnewarrior: It's hard
Karnewarrior: running a city
Karnewarrior: It's hard and nobody understands
Karnewarrior: and then it crashed
Karnewarrior: there is no emote
Karnewarrior: to express the sheer level
Karnewarrior: of tranquil rage
Karnewarrior: I feel right now
Sprin Dragon: say dirty words
Sprin Dragon: quick
Karnewarrior: not going to help
Karnewarrior: I am a zen master of anger
Karnewarrior: a Bard of Fury
Karnewarrior: A Knight of discontent
Karnewarrior: a Lord of Anger
Karnewarrior: A Sensei of  malevolence
Sprin Dragon: QUICK
Sprin Dragon: please
Karnewarrior: I'm running low on synonyms of anger
Karnewarrior: brb
Sprin Dragon: dirty words
Sprin Dragon: please
Karnewarrior: a Baron of Agitation
Karnewarrior: A emporer of Ire
Karnewarrior: A caliph of ferocity
Karnewarrior: A czar of Choler
Karnewarrior: A kaiser of Exasperation
Karnewarrior: A ruler of Resentment
Karnewarrior: A sultan of Squall
Karnewarrior: A tycoon of Umbrage
Karnewarrior: A teacher of pure and undiluted irritation
Karnewarrior: A pedagogue of wrath
Karnewarrior: A tutor of Apolexy
Karnewarrior: do you understand the extend of how upset I am
Karnewarrior: at this crash
Sprin Dragon: yes
Karnewarrior: the sheer extent
Karnewarrior: to which I will go
Karnewarrior: to type in "thesaurus on google
Karnewarrior: *"
Karnewarrior: and use all the synonyms that don't sound stupid
Karnewarrior: to express
Karnewarrior: the rage
Karnewarrior: I find within my heart
Karnewarrior: Like a Sith
Karnewarrior: but instead of murdering children for no raisin
Karnewarrior: I use Alliteration
Karnewarrior: my Vehemence knows no end.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4826 on: March 21, 2013, 07:23:50 pm »
AHK THE DIRTY WORDS ARE IN THE POST!! 0_o
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4827 on: March 21, 2013, 07:30:22 pm »
Well, that's not exactly out of context...
But still funny as hell.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4828 on: March 21, 2013, 07:47:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4829 on: March 21, 2013, 07:50:36 pm »
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